LaraMN
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Tue May-15-07 04:24 PM
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Help me establish my freakish demands. |
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I told my husband that since my birthday is in seven months, (I'm turning 3-0) he should be planning my HUGEGIANORMOUS party, already.
I need to develop a list of insane demands (insane might be, typically, that he remember the day, but I'm trying to go one-up on that).
So far, I have:
-Ice cream cake likeness of myself. -Fifty of my closest friends (he will have to make about thirty close friends for me, since I'm sure I've no more than twenty.) -hot tub in backyard -Johnny Depp in hot tub in backyard -Cheese wheel (attached to cheese car). -Parade of one-legged clowns. -On-site electrolysis for party. -My pre-pregnancy tummy back. -Larger breasts. -U.S. forces out of Iraq. -the mini donut cart from the county fair (for my Mom).
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Tue May-15-07 04:27 PM
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1. Midlo and LynneSin lime Jello wrestling match. |
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Tue May-15-07 04:29 PM
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Tue May-15-07 04:28 PM
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2. The cake should be a nude. |
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Tue May-15-07 04:30 PM
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Tue May-15-07 04:30 PM
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6. It will be, under the icing. |
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Tue May-15-07 04:29 PM
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:evilgrin:
and invite me.
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LaraMN
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Tue May-15-07 04:30 PM
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7. Y'know- a DU toy party would be a freaking RIOT! |
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I SO wish we could have one!
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Tue May-15-07 04:30 PM
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8. The opportunity to do all the DUers that I've ever wanted to do |
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And yes, I hope I'd be on your list :)
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Tue May-15-07 04:42 PM
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that when I clicked on this thread the first thing I saw was "larger breasts"? :blush:
Or the elapsed time that it took me to see past your larger breasts to your wish for US withdrawal from Iraq? :-(
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Tue May-15-07 04:42 PM
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10. A round trip plane ticket for me to attend your party! |
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Tue May-15-07 04:46 PM
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17. You are going to come live with me. |
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So I will look shorter in pictures.
:D
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Tue May-15-07 04:47 PM
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I will help with the cooking!
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Tue May-15-07 04:42 PM
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11. Where do I fit into all this? |
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Tue May-15-07 04:45 PM
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14. It's also your reception! |
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Eight hundred white doves (of the poop-less variety!)
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Tue May-15-07 04:45 PM
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And I assume the MrMN will also be flying out our families? :D
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LaraMN
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Tue May-15-07 04:46 PM
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On my irridescent pink jet!
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Tue May-15-07 04:52 PM
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21. Oh sweet! Do we also get pretty |
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girlie cocktails on the plane?! :rofl:
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Tue May-15-07 04:44 PM
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12. Hunky massage therapist sets up his table for the day |
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and offers massages as party favors to you and all your friends.
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Tue May-15-07 04:45 PM
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Tue May-15-07 04:45 PM
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13. A DU guest wing added onto the house. |
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Tue May-15-07 04:46 PM
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19. Sandals once worn by Gordon Lightfoot |
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Tue May-15-07 05:33 PM
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22. All the freakin' cowbell in the WORLD! |
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