And in other news: My stepdad got a new tattoo. On his penis. The other inmates are amused.

[LeftyMom]

Just thought I'd share, since that's what my Mom and I talked about at Mother's Day dinner.

[Deja Q]

1. Yeeeeow! Wouldn't the tattoo shape change when he "got happy"?

:yoiks:

[matcom]

2. circuits do not compute - circuits do not compute - circuits do not compute

:crazy:

[Adsos Letter]

3. Oh man !!! How do you hold still for THAT procedure ?!!

[Omphaloskepsis]

4. Is your stepdad looking for a pen-pal?

My mom could use the company.

[lost-in-nj]

5. OW, OW, OW

I am not a man BUT
Its hurting me..... just the thought!!!!


lost

[Writer]

6. Was the tattoo "WDY"?

:shrug:

[deucemagnet]

28. No, mon.

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

7. Wow! Isn't that just what you wanted to hear about your dad?

I don't want to hear my dad's name and penis in the same sentence! And now I just did that! x(


I realized it said step-dad now, but still...

[GOPisEvil]

8. I dislike needles ANYWHERE, but THERE?!

No thanks. *cringe*

[SarahB]

20. No Prince Albert, David?

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

39. Uh, no.

I have enough holes in my body, thanks. :D

[xchrom]

9. i occasionally date a boy with an inked weiner.

it's -- um -- uh -- intriguing.

[xmas74]

19. I used to.

He had ink there, along w/ a piercing.

He liked it whenever I felt the need to "study" the area. The conversation usually ended shortly after.

[xchrom]

22. ...

:spray:

it is all about the visual in that case isn't it?

[xmas74]

32. And the occasional gutteral

animalistic moan.

Otherwise, the visual was enough.

[leftofthedial]

23. New great unused bandname

The Inked Weiners

:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

[xchrom]

27. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

10. Gah!

Ouchies

[Omphaloskepsis]

11. I don't think it would be that bad...

Well, the "shaft" wouldn't be that bad. The other northern part would hurt like crazy.

My question.. Would you need to maintain an erection during this procedure?

[matcom]

12. i would think not

INSTANT shrinkage

[Omphaloskepsis]

14. That would just look sloppy when erect...

[Shell Beau]

13. You know, that is a good question.

Kind of a weird topic here. But they are kind of stretchy, would that count?

[Adsos Letter]

17. Interesting technical question! I'm wondering if it would

help with the needle-pain if they dulled the...um...head...first by smacking it with, say, a small rubber mallet. You know, like the kind they use for bodywork... :D

[supernova]

24. No but the tatoo artist

has to pull it pretty tight:


" does not have to be hard (erect). However, it does need to be stretched taut; the method being left to the imagination." So, what he means is that the artist, who will no doubt (and had better be) experienced in this kind of tattoo will do whatever is necessary to keep the skin tight for a good, clean tattoo. It is not necessary for you to do, or worry about, anything.

http://tattoo.about.com/cs/beginners/a/embar_faq.htm

[Shell Beau]

25. See, that answered my question and I was right! They are stretchy suckers!

:P

[supernova]

26. I did a Google search

and :wow: did I get an eyeful. :wow:

Interesting as it was, I prefer the natural look, myself.

[Adsos Letter]

30. Hmmmm...

*snip*
"It is not necessary for you to do, or worry about, anything."
*snip*

It is probably a good idea to hold still, and as for worrying...well..I mean, what could happen? Nice clean cell, professional equipment, relaxing environment, money-back guarantee...

:rofl:

:hi:

[supernova]

15. Must be an inflatable design

:think:

:yoiks:

[flvegan]

16. Step-parents are lame, sometimes.

:rofl:

Why are the "other inmates" amused about his wang?

[LeftyMom]

18. They are, aren't they?

It's okay though, my Mom still has more ink. Just none anywhere more private than a boob.

[wildhorses]

21. you win

i thought i had the most dysfunctional family but, i have just handed the blue ribbon to you:hi:

[Critters2]

36. Yeah, my family is effin' Ozzie and Harriet comparatively speaking

I discussed a lot of things about my dad with my mom...but never his penis.

Thank you, Jesus!

[seemunkee]

29. So, what is it?

a snake maybe?

[mzteris]

31. THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS W/O PICS!!

Hey - you can't tell us all that without at least telling us what it is, ya know!

[HughBeaumont]

38. This thread is legal without pics. Barely.

I once considered piercing down there. Then I thought about possible physical repercussions, so I decided not to.

[Xipe Totec]

33. Does it say "Welcome Aboard" perchance?

Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis.

- Rear Admiral Yancy Graham

[Danger Mouse]

34. so uhm...what does the tattoo say?

[Elidor]

35. I saw a tattoo'd dick in a porn flick once

It was a butterfly tattoo on the head. And I thought to myself, if you ever see this guy walking down the street, DO NOT mess with him, because pain obviously doesn't bother him.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

37. Sounds like you could be one of my second cousins.

LOL
I have a few cousins in prison, and their children, thankfully raised by others, are normal, productive citizens. And my aunt, who's 67, is in prison on Fraud charges. Thank God my parents weren't like that.
Duckie

[Digit]

40. My ex boss had a joke about that

He said he was going to have a tatoo of a hundred dollar bill tatooed on his d*ck.
He said he didn't know of any woman who wouldn't blow a hundred dollar bill.

I am so glad to be out of that damned job. That man was a pig.

[TrogL]

41. That's an incredible boundary violation

Why in the world would your mother tell you about that??

[Taverner]

42. Wow - ouch but wow

[ironflange]

43. Let me guess, it says "Your Name"

So he can say to his new roomie, "Wow! I have Your Name tattooed on my. . ."