Somehow, I couldn't quite summon sympathy...

[huskerlaw]

I was talking to a friend in Mississippi about gas prices and here was her response:

It is $2.84 in (insert Mississippi town here) and it SUCKS!! When I first got my H3 back in November it was only like $45 to fill up now it is around $60!! Oh and did I mention I have to fill up every 3 to 4 days???


Yes, yes, you read that right. She drives a Hummer. That she just got in November.

Oh, and did I mention she's a Bush-loving Republican? (as if a Hummer driver could be anything else...)

:nopity:

[Connonym]

1. I'd love to see an anti-W bumpersticker on a Hummer

I would laugh twice as hard at the driver.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. You have a friend who is a Bush-loving, Hummer-driving Republican?

I hope you find a way to yank her chain good and hard...

[huskerlaw]

4. I didn't say she was a CLOSE friend

But yes, she's well aware of my liberalness. We generally avoid political discussions. ;)

[Danger Mouse]

3. No offense but...

is she stupid or something?

[huskerlaw]

5. Yep!

:shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

6. I'm surprised. I thought only men were stupid enough to drive Hummers to compensate...

for a small penis.

[BarenakedLady]

8. Oddly enough

9 times out of 10 around here it's a woman behind the wheel. :shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

12. I saw a lady driving one the other day

I was trying to get into a parking lot, and her massive gas-guzzling behemoth was in the way.
Why would anyone want to drive one of those ugly-ass monsters? It's totally beyond me...

[huskerlaw]

13. This is true

Maybe their SO's penis is lacking? LOL

[Skittles]

7. I could not be friends with someone like that

:puke:

[huskerlaw]

14. We're not close.

But we have mutual friends. You know how that is...

[SPKrazy]

9. well wah wah wah!

dayum, them gas prices sure is high fer a hummer driver :silly:

:wtf: AND WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? what a moran

:hi:

[huskerlaw]

15. Verily.

I love how she was all "and it used to be ONLY $45!!" And then "AND I HAVE TO FILL UP EVERY 10 SECONDS!!"

Duh. What the hell did you expect at 3mpg?

Meanwhile, gas in my area is a good 60 cents/gallon more and I'm bitching about $40/tank, that I refill about every 3 weeks. :shrug:

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

18. When she goes to sell that hummer because gas is $4 a gal

what will she be saying then?

:shrug:


:hi:

[huskerlaw]

19. Eh, she lives in Mississippi

I'm sure some idiot Republican will happily buy it from her at the right price. ;)

[SPKrazy]

20. you might be surprised

there's a glut of those HUGH!!!11 suv's in the south

it has lost a lot of value already and at $4 it will be a loss for her

:rofl:

shame on me laughing at other's misfortunes :spray:

[TOhioLiberal]

10. I would be laughing...

...my ass off at her. No taking the high road for me, nosiree! :nopity:

[huskerlaw]

16. I was.

From the safety of my computer. Thankfully it was an IM convo.

[GOPisEvil]

11. I'd have gone Nelson Muntz on her.

HA-HA!

Then I'd have gotten pissed because of her selfishness.

[huskerlaw]

17. Yes to both.

Laughed my ass of, then went "serves you right, you stupid bitch."

But only in my head, of course. :angel: