Bucky
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Tue May-15-07 11:31 PM
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For the last ten years I have been furiously masterbating hoping that once, just once, God would mistake Jerry Falwell for a kitten. Well, today was that day. A lot of innocent kittens had to die needlessly, of course, and I am feeling quite exhausted and dehydrated myself from all my efforts. But that said, you have to admit mine was a brilliant plan. I removed a noxious presense from the political sphere without even leaving my fingerprints on the business. Well, not on anything incriminating, anyway.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to drink up plenty of Gatorade, mail order some Viagra, and begin work on my mastur plan for getting rid of Tony Snow!
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| KitchenWitch
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Tue May-15-07 11:38 PM
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| 1. Can you work on Fred Phelps first? |
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Tue May-15-07 11:55 PM
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| 2. God would never mistake Fred Phelps for a kitten. |
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That, plus thinking about Fred Phelps would keep me from toolin' it.
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| mykpart
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Tue May-15-07 11:58 PM
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| 3. And here I was sure that Bill Clinton had killed him! |
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Tue May-15-07 11:58 PM
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| 4. Bucky is an agent of the Clenis! |
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