Favorite lines from TV or Movies

[Liberalynn]

I love the line from Law and Order Criminal Intent that they use in their USA ads : Eams: "You can just go do your little dance in hell now"

WKRP Introduction Announcer : "While the Senator denied his intoxication he could not expain his nudity."

[philosophie_en_rose]

1. Yes he deserved to die! And I hope he burns in hell!

O8)

[jilln]

2. "I did once."

From Brokeback Mountain - it sums up the entire movie.

[Parche]

3. Lines

"You cant handle the truth"



Band Of Brothers "Capt Sobel, Capt Sobel, You salute the rank, not the man"

[skygazer]

4. Another line from Band of Brothers

At the Bulge - "We're paratroopers. We're supposed to be surrounded."

[Parche]

12. Band Of Brothers

Ok Sky you got me going!!!

More awesome quotes from my favorite of all time mini-series....BAND OF BROTHERS Quotes

“Just remember boys, flies carry disease. So keep yours closed.” George Luz


George Luz (imitating Lt. Dike): "Sgt. Lipton, you take care of things here and I'm gonna go for help. I got to go polish my oak leaf clusters."



Carwood Lipton (narrating): Lt. Dike wasn't a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions

Toye: How do I feel about being rescued by Patton? Well I'd feel pretty peachy, except for one thing, we didn't ******* need to be rescued by Patton. Got that?

Ronald Spiers: Maybe that's because Tercius knew there was some value to the men thinking he was the meanest, toughest sonofabitch in the whole Roman Legion


Warren Muck: Hey, even 1st Sergeant Lipton there, he got a couple of pieces of a tank shell burst in Caretan. One chunk in the face, the other chunk nearly took out his nuts.
Bill Guarnere: How are those nuts, Sarge?
Carwood Lipton: They're doing fine, Bill, nice of you to ask.


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Carwood Lipton: From this day to the ending of the world we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

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Richard Winters: We're not lost, Private, we're in Normandy.

Cpt. Nixon: There's a company in Nixon, New Jersey. It's called Nixon Nitration Works.
Richard Winters: Sounds picturesque.
Cpt. Nixon: Yeah, well, oddly enough, I know the owners. Probably gonna expect me to make something of myself. I though maybe I'd drag you along with me.

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Col. Sink: Kids, I just had a conversation with General LeClerc. He told me he was first into Paris, and by God, he wanted to be first into Berchtesgaden. I told him I understood his point. Now you fire up Second Battalion and out flank that French son of a bitch!

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Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: Lieutenant Sobel hates us, sir.
Richard Winters: Lieutenant Sobel does not hate Easy Company, Private Randleman. He just hates you.
Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: Thank you, sir.










And My favorite one of all That always brings tears to my eyes
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Richard D. Winters: I treasure my remark to a grandson who asked, "Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?" "No", I answered, "But I served in a company of heroes".

[skygazer]

19. Time to watch it again

Great series. :patriot:

[pokerfan]

31. More Band of Brothers

Nixon: (Referring to Sobel) You know a man in this company who wouldn't double-time Currahee with a full pack just to piss in that man's morning coffee?


(on the transport headed for England)
Muck: Right now, some lucky bastard's headed for the Pacific, get put on some tropical island, surrounded by six naked native girls, helping him cut up coconuts so he can hand feed them to the flamingos.
Domingus: Flamingos are mean. They bite.
Sisk: So do the naked native girls.
Perconte: With any luck.


(In Normandy, immediately the drop)
Winters: "Flash!"
Hall: "SHIT!"
Winters: I don't think that's the correct reply trooper. I say flash, you say thunder.
Hall: Yes, sir. Thunder, sir.


Toye: What about socks Junior? You got extra socks?
Suerth: A pair
Muck: You need four minimum. Feet, hands, neck, balls, extra socks warms them all. Ok we all remembered that one. Now if we could remember the socks.


(A replacement joins the company after Bastogne)
Ken Webb: Have a lot of you guys been injured?
Sgt. Martin: It's called wounded, Peanut. Injured is when you fall out of a tree or something.


Webster: (at a passing column of German prisoners) Hey! Hey, you! That's right! That's right! Say hello to Ford! And General fucking Motors! Look at you! You have horses! What were you thinking?!
(Garcia pulls him down)
Webster: (mutters) Dragging our asses half-way around the world (then shouts) and for what?! You ignorant, servile scum! What the fuck are we doing here!?


(Raiding a bakery in Germany in order to feed concentration camp victims)
Webster: Shut up you nazi fuck!
Baker: (in German) I'm not a nazi!
Webster: Not a nazi, sorry my mistake you fat fucking prick, what about a human being? Are you one of those? Or are you going to tell me you've never smelled the fucking stench!


(Winters gives a German general the opportunity to address his men one final time)
Men, it's been a long war. Its been a tough war. You've fought bravely, proudly for your country. You are a special group. You found in one another a bond that exists only in combat. Your brothers have shared foxholes with each other in dire moments. Have seen death and suffering. I am proud to have shared with each and everyone of you. You deserve long and happy lives in peace.


Cpt. Nixon: Hitler's dead.
Liebgott: Holy shit.
Cpt. Nixon: Shot himself in Berlin.
Pvt. Webster: He should have killed himself three years ago. Saved us a lot of trouble.
Cpt. Nixon: Yeah, he should have. But he didn't.

[Orsino]

5. From the A-Team movie/pilot...

When asked how he would like his coffee, Mr. T. replied, "In a cup, fool!"

[lizerdbits]

6. From the X files

Mulder proposes his theory that this guy with a brain tumor who is coincidentally at the site of many suicides has the power to control other people's behavior, making them homicides. He describes this as "putting the whammy" on them. Scully says "Could you explain the scientific nature of the whammy?" I just thought her line was really funny.

[SacredCow]

23. There was a lot of that in X-Files.....

Esther Nairn: "Are these the brain donors that nearly got us incinerated?"
Mulder: "Don't let their looks fool you."
Scully: "Your name is Esther Nairn?"
Frohike: "She is so hot!"
Esther Nairn: "Are you going to take off these cuffs or do I have to do this with my tongue?"
Mulder: "You don't want to take a vote."

[RedStateShame]

7. "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

[LynneSin]

8. Crap - someone beat me to that

It's the best episode EVER of a TV show - EVER!!!

[Mr. Blonde]

9. From Veronica Mars

In Season 2 after she sees products to mourn the people in the bus crash and gets a call asking what she is doing, and her reply is "remembering why I am a misanthrope." Now pretty much anytime someone calls me I want to use it.

From The Big Lebowski, well pretty much the whole movie but especially,
"There's a beverage here man." "Another caucasian Jackie." and "Also Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American please."

[Maccagirl]

10. Cher in "Moonstruck"

to her ex-fiance, "One day you'll drop dead and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress."

[NamVetsWeeLass]

11. From League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

When they ask Dorian Grey (Stuart Townsend) "What are you?" His reply "I'm Complicated!"

From Princess Bride "Who are you?" "I'm No one of Consequense"

From the Fifth Element "Anyone else wanna Negotiate?"

From Dogma "We call it the Buddy Christ..."

From Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail "You haven't got Horses, You've got Coconuts"

[bertha katzenengel]

13. "I just had the strangest dream." Final episode of "Newhart"

:rofl:

If you didn't see this -- ask about it.

[GCP]

14. "Mr. President, we cannot allow a mine-shaft gap"

(Dr. Strangelove) - It tickles me every time!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

16. That whole movie is quotable.

"You can't fight in here -- this is the War Room!" :rofl:

[PVnRT]

15. "Jayne, your mouth is talking, you might want to look into that."

Malcolm: We're just going to scare him.
Jayne: Pain is scary!
Malcolm: Just do it right.

Many of the lines spoken by Jayne in Firedly are hilarious, if only because they're so over-the-top.

"Sister's cute, too, but I don't think she's all there in the head. Of course, not all of her has to be..."

[Va Lefty]

17. From Buffy...

Spike: This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed.

[MorningGlow]

18. In memory of the dearly departed Gilmore Girls

And for all people who work with the public...

Michel (insert thick French accent here): Look, I've made my peace with the fact that everyone who calls here is a notch above brain dead, and that the pennies I am thrown each week are in exchange for me dealing with these people in a nonviolent manner. And usually that is fine, but today, sorry lady, I have ennui.
Lorelai: So, you're sleepy?
Michel: It's a metaphysical angst.
Lorelai: So you wanna go beddie bye?
Michel: You make light, it increases my ennui.

[terrya]

20. "Well, what shall we hang? The holly or each other?"

From "The Lion in Winter", an extremely quotable movie.

[Tikki]

21. From Miss Congeniality.....Gracie Hart: You think I'm gorgeous.......

You want to kiss me... You want to hug me... You want to love me... You want to smooch me... You want to hug me.


Just makes me teehee every time I hear or think about the line.


Tikki

[hellbound-liberal]

22. "I'll have what she's having!" -Meg Ryan, When Harry Met Sally

[Joe Fields]

24. "Excuse me while I whip this out," from Blazing Saddles

[barb162]

37. "It's twoo, it's twoo" from the same s movie (Madaleine Kahn)

[sarge43]

42. "I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille."

"Mongo just pawn in game of life."

[Lisa]

25. "Shut up, Adolph." (from the Hitler biopic starring Robert Carlyle)

It's from a scene during WWI, where Hitler starts mouthing off about Jews in front of the other troops.

[sarge43]

26. Rome, Season I, Episode 8:

Titus Pullo (after doing the wild thing with a very famous woman), "I was only obeying orders -- bloody good orders."

The Lion in Winter: (Henry describing Eleanor), "He married out love a woman out of legend. Never in Alexandria, Rome or Camelot was there such a queen."

Taxi, Rev Jim, (asking for hints on the hack license test)"Psst, what does yellow mean?" "Slow down." "Whaaaaaaaat doessssssssss yeeeeeellllllowwwwwww meeeeeeeeeeannnnnnnn?"

Superman, Lex Luthor (watching his side kick, Otis, bumble his way across town), "It's amazing that brain can generate enough power to move those legs."

[Mojambo]

33. Oh man. That Taxi scene...

I'd put it in my top ten all-time TV comedy moments.

"WKRP Turkey" territory, IMO.

[sarge43]

48. I had the good luck to see the first run. Dear God, it was funny.

Especially the way Lloyd ramped up Jim's frustration - that was the comedy.

[Cannikin]

27. The incredibly quotable....Mommie Dearest

[Cannikin]

28. And of course, I have to throw in some Superman...

[Broken_Hero]

40. ...........

:thumbsup:

:D

[Awsi Dooger]

29. "Bring out your dead"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[NewJeffCT]

45. I'm not dead yet

"you there, ee says ee's not dead"

[warrior1]

30. The Closer

Brenda Lee Johnson

"You matter to me about as much as a Junebug in July."

"Thank yew."

"May I have a huge glass of Merlot please?"

[Mojambo]

32. "Get rid of the Seaward."

"I'll leave when I'm good and ready!"

[Reverend_Smitty]

36. Arrested Development = best show of the "00's"

[Mojambo]

38. And it's totally not even close. n/t

[6000eliot]

34. "Open this god damned door before I kick your rotten heads in!"

From the most quotable movie of all time, Young Frankenstein.

[Reverend_Smitty]

35. "Go back to your home on Whore Island!"

I use that one all the time

[NewJeffCT]

47. it doesn't sound familiar to me?

where is it from, may I ask?

[Reverend_Smitty]

52. It's from Anchorman

I nearly wet myself when I heard that line for the first time, it was then I knew it must enter my everyday vocabulary

[FloridaJudy]

39. "I don't floss, either"

From "Ground Hog Day"

[NanceGreggs]

41. From "Aliens" ...

Sigourney Weaver: "I say we take the shuttle and nuke the whole thing from space. It's the only way to be sure."

Paul Reiser: "Excuse me, but this entire project represents a very substantial financial investment."

Weaver: "So bill me."

[NewJeffCT]

44. That movie has so many great quotable lines

I remember back in the 90s, I had a bunch of "Aliens" quotes on my computer at work...

when I signed on in the morning "we're on an express elevator to Hell, going down!"

when I closed down at night, "that's it man, game over, game over"

[NanceGreggs]

46. Excellent!!!

I LOVE IT!!!

[NewJeffCT]

43. Some of mine, a little different

Maybe not my favorites, but ones I've remembered.

Clarence Beeks (from "Trading Places") - he was on the phone to the Duke brothers and a bystander comes by and tries to gauge whether or not he was almost done with the pay phone - "Back off! Or I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain!"

From "Aliens" - as the marines are about to descend onto the planet, "We're on an express elevator to Hell - goin' down!" (sort of like the 21st century in America, no?)

Danny DeVito from "Ruthless People" -"Hello? Debbie? Yeah, Debbie's here, who's this? Well, Ralph, uh, Debbie can't talk right now, my dick's in her mouth. How about if I have her call you back later when I'm done? (hangs up) I love wrong numbers. "

[Richard Steele]

49. "Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K" always kinda tickled me.

And that WKRP intro line is a real classic.

[RedStateShame]

50. "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

I usually hate screamed lines in action-type movies, but Ian McKellan nailed that.

[Liberalynn]

51. Madagascar Monkey Line

"If you've got poop fling it now."

[krispos42]

53. Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lancelot: No, it's far too perilous.
Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Lancelot: No I'm not.

"I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley"

[FloridaJudy]

54. The life of a Repo Man is intense n/t