Here's my take on the whole Falwell imbroglio...

[kmla]

Anyone wanna go to Olive Garden? (Flame wars make me hungry.) They have cornflake-breaded Italian chicken.

We can sit right next to the no-smoking section and smoke. While breastfeeding.






















I'm sorry. Was that wrong?

:evilgrin:

[philosophie_en_rose]

1. Kirstie Alley can play him in a television movie.

:bounce:

[ohiosmith]

2. She'll have to lose some weight.

[supernova]

3. And the entertainment

will be toddlers in shopping carts that resemble cars.

[nickgutierrez]

5. While screaming at the top of their lungs. n/t

[kmla]

6. Should we spank them?

Or take them to Walmart to shop?

[wildhorses]

4. excuse me....i absolutely must take this call

cellphone ring is playing

'welcome to the jungle' acdc

:evilgrin:

[texas1928]

8. "Welcome to the Jungle" is by Guns N' Roses....

SHEESH


GET IT RIGHT




:P

[wildhorses]

13. oh yeah

duh *smacking forehead*

what is really bad is i have the cd...

[youthere]

7. Only if there are feral cats killing songbirds in the parking lot.

[DBoon]

16. or pit bulls killing feral cats

nt

[jakefrep]

9. Olive Garden sounds good....

though not as good as Cracker Barrel.

We all know the Lord smote Falwell because the unfresh people didn't douche often enough.

[DS1]

10. Pass the chair

I'm out of ammo :D

[SOteric]

11. Can we stop by Walmart on the way?

[LoZoccolo]

12. Sure, as long as someone can give me a ride there.

I'll bring one of my Oasis CDs to listen to on the way. Do you like Heathen Chemistry?

[trof]

14. We can all pile into my Hummer.

PUHLENTY of room.
;-)

[gizmonic]

15. ...

:7 :D