Paris Hilton---that'll teach her....

[caty]

"All of those angry female prisoner wanting to attack Paris Hilton and steal her shoes had better think fast - because Paris Hilton's jail sentence has been cut again, from 45 days to a minimum of 23 days in a sort of lovely private dorm-room thing."
http://www.hecklerspray.com/paris-hiltons-jail-sentence-shorter-cushier-than-you-thought/20078366.php

And the lesson she has learned from this is that her money will buy her out of trouble and that she is just too special to serve the time that the average citizen would serve.

[edbermac]

1. The LA cops should have beaten her harder than Rodney King.

:sarcasm:

[wildhorses]

2. has she showed up yet to do her 23 days?

That's if Paris Hilton's sentence stays as it is, of course. Originally Paris was due to spend 90 days in jail, but that was reduced to 45 and now stands at just 23 days. At this rate, when Paris Hilton finally does enter prison in the summer she'll just have her face stroked by a goose's feather for a nanosecond and be sent on her way again.

There's a moral to all of Paris Hilton's jail woes that you'd be wise to follow here: if you're ever sentenced to jail for violating the terms of your probation stemming from a drink-driving arrest, try to make sure you've sucked off a man on the internet where everyone can see it first, because then you'll probably get a nicer cell.


she won't do fifteen minutes and btw i wish her 15 minutes were up:P

[kay1864]

4. Her jail date is June 5, so no, she hasn't shown up yet

And actually she wasn't "due" to spend 90 days--that was just the sentence she could have received for her violation. The judge set it at 45 originally, and the jailers have reduced it to 23, due to overcrowding (as they said they would have to do).

[Debi]

3. How long does it take to steal someone's shoes?

more than 23 days apparently :eyes:

[Blue-Jay]

5. I know a guy who did a worse crime, and served 2 weeks.

He had 2 DUIs in less than 2 weeks, and got caught driving after his DL was suspended.