What's Cheney's middle name?

[EstimatedProphet]

I betcha it's Loc-Nar.

[WI_DEM]

1. I think I heard it's "head"

Dick Head Cheney.

[EstimatedProphet]

2. That's a good one

[Arugula Latte]

6. Hee hee!

:rofl:

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. Bruce.

Seriously.

[EstimatedProphet]

4. BRUCE?!?

I would at least have expected Wayne...

(For those that don't get the reference, read "The Classic Middle Name" in the News of the Weird columns...)

[pdx_prog]

5. Richard Head Cheney....

Or Dick Head for short....

[Arugula Latte]

7. Whaaa? It's not "Beezelbub"?

:shrug:

[pdx_prog]

8. We should come up with a nickname for Mr. Cheney

that only we use, so we can identify each other in a strange town or something? Alright, ideas?

How about Brocktoon?

[EstimatedProphet]

10. That's kinda like a thought I had this morning

Since this group acts like a bunch of mobsters, maybe we should give them mob nicknames.

Dickie "The Sneer" Cheney
Dickie "The Penguin" Cheney
Dickie "The Shotgun" Cheney

[rug]

9. Lester

[EstimatedProphet]

11. It took me a second...

[kwassa]

12. Asshole

[EstimatedProphet]

14. No, his NAME, not his JOB...!

[kwassa]

23. I thought the job derived from the name, destiny and all that.

[RetroLounge]

13. I heard is was Les

Dick Les Cheney

RL

[Lil Missy]

15. It's "Darth".

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. In my household, his middle name is Fucking.

As in Dick Fucking Cheney. :hi:

However, on occasion, it's Less. Dick Less Cheney.

[krispos42]

21. *snort*

:spray:

[NewWaveChick1981]

26. ...

:P :hi:

[hellbound-liberal]

25. That was my first thought too! Though "Less" isn't bad.

[NewWaveChick1981]

28. GMTA and all that...

:hi: :D

[AlCzervik]

17. Crashcart.

[youthere]

18. It's "Dudemeister" . Richard Dudemeister Cheney.

[EstimatedProphet]

19. LOL

[krispos42]

20. "Bruce"

Also the nickname of the robotic shark in Jaws.

Interesting.

[EstimatedProphet]

22. How appropos

[krispos42]

24. That occured to me when I looked up his middle name

A flawed and malfunctioning puppet of a great, white, bloated, mindless eating machine, controlled by masters that despise it even though it made them tons of money.

[Louis C. Phurye]

27. Nasferatu

[Shell Beau]

29. Wad?

Fits him well too!