Possibly the Most Amusing Myspace Message I Have Received Recently

[La Lioness Priyanka]

"u make me wanna leave my wife! let me buy u something...anything u want...diamond earrings?"


Should i take him up on his offer? do i need another pair of diamond earrings?

:P

[Taverner]

1. My experience is that stuff is never worth the shit you have to go through

When it's "free"

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. oh i know...

:)

but it was really funny :)

[billyskank]

2. Well, should I get you the earrings or not?

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. well you should dear.... make sure they are blue diamonds so that they match my engagement ring

:p

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. Why, sure. He's a generous guy!

:hi: And who doesn't need a new pair of diamond earrings?

:rofl: Did he even bother to read your profile??? :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. the funny thing is the t-shirt i am wearing as my main pic says

"god made me a lesbian"

sigh!

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. Well, if he DID actually see that or your profile, I'll bet he thinks he can "cure" you.

:P :rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. the funny thing is the t-shirt i am wearing as my main pic says

"god made me a lesbian"

sigh!

[NewJeffCT]

9. do you want the matching necklace, too?

just kidding. :spank:

it was not me who sent the message - i don't think i've been on myspace this year, and probably only once or twice my whole life.

But, is there a way you can get the earrings without giving him your address? I'd hate to see you stalked, or worse. If you can do that, then I say to go for it.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. nah! i would never accept such gifts from strangers.

but it was really funny.

[NewJeffCT]

24. and...

that message would certainly qualify as strange. Funny, but strange.

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. Oh, forgot to mention.... I think this one beats the 17-year-old guy who asked if I like to party.

:rofl: :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. that was a good one!!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

11. You know I can't afford diamond earrings!

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. ---

:spank:

wasnt you :P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. Uh... no, of course not...

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. do you have a wife?

:P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

17. Only for tax purposes.

:P

[madinmaryland]

18. What this really means:

The guy is a 50 year old freeper and lives at home with his mother. He's never been married, and will swip one of his mother's cubit zirconium earrings.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. ---

:thumbsup:

:rofl:

[fudge stripe cookays]

25. They would make...

an awfully nice "something new" though. You'd just have to get the something old, borrowed and blue to go with.

:D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. well my ring is blue. so i go that covered too.

:bounce:

:rofl: i pity his wife, if he really has one. what an ass!

[RetroLounge]

20. You make *ME* wanna leave his wife too...

:P

RL

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. ----

:rofl:


:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

22. ...

:hug:

:rofl:

RL

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. ---

:loveya:

[swag]

27. I was just bullshittin' ya.

I ain't got no diamond earrings.

I just wanna get in.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

28. swag you damned bastard!!!!

i cant BELIEVE i put out..and now i dont even get diamonds!!!

GRRRR!!!

[RetroLounge]

29. He did me the same way...

When he told me I could get a pair of studs in my hole, I thought he meant earings in my piercings too... :evilgrin:

RL