post here if you are no type of virgin.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

a hi in advance for cwydro and newwavechick1981

[NMDemDist2]

1. ...

:blush:

:hide:

:yoiks:

[billyskank]

2. Amazing but true.

[bigwillq]

3. HA!

:rofl: (on the advance greetings).

I am no type of virgin...lost that one long times ago. :evilgrin:

[cwydro]

4. ...

:rofl:

btw, I had a dream about you the other night.:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. you did??

what was i doing? was i pretty? i wasnt fat in your dreams was i?

i have to know... its the leo in me :bounce:

[cwydro]

8. You were fantastic looking,

you were not fat.

And I refuse to answer the first question.:evilgrin: :P

[SarahB]

6. I'm trying to think...

um, not that I can think of. :D

Still a very nice mom from the Connecticut suburbs that thoroughly enjoys thinking outside the box and living life to its fullest. :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. hey you. glad you showed up here.

:P

[Fran Kubelik]

7. Ahem

:hi:

[fizzgig]

9. it's been a long time

since i've been any type of virgin ;)

[jpgray]

10. I would've thought we'd have more dirty sanchez, hot karl and flying rhino virgins

I qualify as one for those, as far as I know.

[Blue-Jay]

13. I'm a rusty trombone virgin.

:cry:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. aww!

:P

[jpgray]

23. Are we on the cusp of a band camp story?

:D

[terrya]

12. That train left the station some time ago.

The "Virgin" train, that is.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. --

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

15. I'm a born again virgin...

Shut up! I can so...



:rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. ---

:rofl: hey babe!!!

[billyskank]

18. Excellent!

Wanna lose it again? ;)

:D

[crim son]

31. Ha! I just wrote the exact same thing below before reading your post!

Our similarities continue to amaze me... :rofl:

[cwydro]

19. but damn,

it HAS been a long damn time...x(

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. see if you come to nyc...

rockit and i will take you out to meet the ladies :)

[cwydro]

21. Hmmm...

sounds tempting. But I'm shy.

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. Thanks for the kudos, lioness!

:hi: :D Hi back to you too! :D

Virgin? Are you kidding? :rofl: :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. back atcha~

[Tyler Durden]

27. "Let Captain Kirk '...go where no man has gone before...'"

Stolen from a Bill Maher stand up routine I saw him do live around 1986.

[NewWaveChick1981]

28. ...

:rofl: :hi: I remember that line and laughing at it then too... :D

:loveya: :D

[Tyler Durden]

33. I just about fell out of my chair during his act.

One of the best he's ever done in my opinion. Saw Tim Allen at the same place about 2 years later.

[peace frog]

24. It's been so long

I can't remember being virgin. Well, just barely.

[Joe Fields]

25. if you've only had sex with yourself, does that qualify you as some type?

Just askin', mind you. Not sayin'....:hi:

[xchrom]

29. i like virginity on other people.

i never liked it on me.

[crim son]

30. "...hi in advance for cwydro and newwavechick1981." Lol!

I totally thought cwydro was a virgin!

Just taking a look at the list of names, because I am a born-again virgin. :P

[cwydro]

36. oh yeah.

totally by choice of course!:rofl:

Hello fellow virgin by force:hi:

[ThomCat]

32. Reporting for duty!

:patriot:

:P

[Taverner]

34. Virginity is a worthless friend I kicked to the curb in 86

[hfojvt]

35. great. Another club that I cannot join

the mile high club - check
the two foot club - check
the two millimeter club - check
the canoe club - check

BTW do you know why 3.2 beer is like making love in a canoe?


But I posted here anyway :P

[Withywindle]

37. I have *negative* virginity.

I can drop a unicorn at 50 yards with my ho-mojo.

[BreweryYardRat]

38. Lost mine last April.

Haven't scored since, mind you... :(