Lukas got married.

[graywarrior]

:cry:

[ceile]

1. Is that the guy from that rock star show?

[graywarrior]

3. Yeah.

He married an adult movies actress. I hope it lasts.

[ceile]

8. Oh, well.

Check back in a few weeks. Maybe he'll have come to his senses.

[billyskank]

2. He only did that so he can divorce them for you.

[trof]

4. Lukas McCain?

[graywarrior]

9. No. And not Luke McCoy, neither! ! ! ! !

I'm in emotional pain here, dude.

[trof]

12. I got Spiderman band aids and cookies.

:-)

[graywarrior]

16. Will they stick to my heart and soul?

Sob.

[trof]

17. Guaranteed, and water/tear-proof to boot.

That's 'teer', not 'tare'.
;-)

[graywarrior]

18. And they cost only pinnies, right?

[trof]

27. I am STUCK on Band Aids, and Band Aid's stuck on me.

(notice the clever use of plural and elisive?)

[graywarrior]

33. You make a grammar nazi proud

[BarenakedLady]

5. Oh noes!

I'm so sorry!

:hug:

[wildhorses]

6. oh gray...he was reeling from the grief of finding out that you

were already married...

now y'all can have a hot stamy affair

feel better now:P

:hug:


:rofl:

[graywarrior]

7. He's a little heart breaker.

I'll never get over it.

[Left Is Write]

10. He found out you are married, and he's rebounding.

[graywarrior]

11. Right.

And George Bush is my president.

[Left Is Write]

13. Well, that's just madness!

[graywarrior]

19. I can't deal.

[idgiehkt]

31. on the other hand

there is that 'wife-swapping' thing...

;)

[marzipanni]

22. Somehow "deep throat " ties these subjects together

(Well, since you think so highly of him, I'm sure Lukas has better taste in adult movies actresses than Ms. Hilton! :hug:)

[graywarrior]

26. The brunette.

[bicentennial_baby]

28. Is that Kendra?!

Tell me it isn't...

[graywarrior]

34. Yup.

[Ava]

14. i presume you are upset because you weren't the bride?

:P

don't worry, you can still be his groupie! :rofl:

[graywarrior]

29. I want a ring.

[Ava]

32. picky picky picky!

:P :pals:

[barb162]

15. Lukas who?

[NC_Nurse]

20. My condolences...

I know it must have hit you hard. ;-)

[graywarrior]

21. It did. I opened an email newsletter and bam....3 little sentences.

I think I have the vapors.

[bigwillq]

23. And not to you I assume.

So sorry. :hug:

[trackfan]

24. D. Wayne Lukas? Cool!

[idgiehkt]

25. man, that stinks

[Call Me Wesley]

30. I guess Kevin Federline

is :cry: with you ... :P

[graywarrior]

35. I should sue for custody.

[Generator]

36. HA! I was just going to google to see if there is a Rock star 3

Don't worry I'm sure THAT liason won't last longer than rehab. Really. He's fun at parties, but marriage-come on!

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. It's just because he has this huge, gaping hole in his soul

and he thought if he got married that would fix it, but little does he know it won't go away until he meets you. Silly boy.


Right, right?

[graywarrior]

38. I can always count on you to make things better.

:loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. Of course, that's my job.

:loveya:

[graywarrior]

40. Hey, if we paid eachother for being nice we'd never have to work! !

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. But we wouldn't make any money either.

:crazy:

[graywarrior]

42. We'd get by on our beauty.

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. *snork*

:rofl:


Well... I guess it's worth a shot? :shrug:

[RetroLounge]

44. Ah, he just married her for her breast implants....

It won't last...

RL