I want to gain 10 lbs... Give me your food!

[Mojambo]

:P :P :P

[Jamastiene]

1. You might want to be careful around me if that's your goal.

ANYONE who decides to try to come between me and my food should be careful around me. I'm pretty deadly with a fork or a spoon. And yes, a spoon can be pretty painful if used by a person taking antidepressants with side effects that include "increased appetite." :rofl: "Increased appetite" :rofl: They really, really understate that "increased appetite" part. It's more like raving bottomless pit or burning constant hunger that wakes you in the middle of the night. I've considered sidling up to the cats at their dish and growling too. It's that bad. :P :evilgrin:

[Mojambo]

2. So... You're not gonna share that Hotpocket?

Fine, fine...

Put down the spork! I'm leaving.

[Jamastiene]

3. lol

:rofl: It's ok. I'll offer you one out of the freezer and share that way. Just don't come near my plate. It is just that I can't be held responsible for this much needed medication's effect on my personality. It has turned me into a growling, hungry animal. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

4. Try being on prednisone!

Goddamn steroids are making me fat.

[Jamastiene]

5. I would go to jail most likely.

Btw, :hi:, KW. :pals:

As bas as it is with Zoloft, I have heard about prednisone and I have seen what it does to people. Talk about a food fight. We should go out and eat sometime. Let people watch us as we growl over our plates just for fun. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

6. Funny - Zoloft, if anything, curbs my apetite!

I have had to be on prednisone to help my lungs get back into shape after having pnuemonia.

*chomp* *slurp* *grumble* *chomp*

[Gormy Cuss]

7. Steal it from bi_baby

Kill two birds with one stone.

[MilesColtrane]

8. Take Dr. Nick's advice.

There are many options available for dangerously underweighted individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.

You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic!

Be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon,...
You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!

Remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

9. Plain chicken won't do it

but if you coat the chicken with something, say, Cornflakes, and deep-fried in EVOO, then it starts to become a "blubber enhancer". Mmmmmm.

I'm hungry. What's for second breakfast?

[meegbear]

10. Goto your local neighborhood healthfood store ...

you can buy weight gain powder mixes that can be 600-900 calories a serving (mixing it with milk).

[underpants]

11. Bananas

Bananas put on weight

I know of a guy who was so desperate to get into the Navy in WWII that he did nothing but eat bananas for two weeks before the weigh in. He also put fishing weights in his pockets-he barely madeit

[philosophie_en_rose]

12. Hell. I'll give you some of my fat.

First cosmetic fat transplant. :P

I won't charge you a dime.

[MilesColtrane]

13. I also suggest creating a meal between lunch and dinner.

What are we having for dunch!?

[davsand]

14. Go for grains and carbs. LOTS of them. Some fats too.

Lots of cereals, lots of empty carbs and some fats (but not too many-we don't want you getting full too soon!)

A GRAVY BOWL from KFC!!! Those have mashed spuds, deep fried breaded meat (wow--fat AND carbs!), gravy (more fat and carbs!), cheese (just fat) and now a biscuit on the side!

Yeah, I'd suggest several trips to KFC if you want to pack it on--and be sure to drive there rather than walk--ok?


Laura