Critters2
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Thu May-17-07 05:52 PM
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I think a Lounge Loser may have cooked my lunch! |
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I had lunch with a colleague at this local artsy-tearoom-y kind of place. My friend ordered tilapia (me: veggie polenta casserole-ish something). The waiter brings it, and my friend asks for tartar sauce. The waiter says "I don't think we have that, but I can ask." Goes to the window into the kitchen and shouts "Do we have tartar sauce?"
Kitchen: Tartar sauce?! What for?!
Waiter: The guy with the tilapia wants it.
Kitchen: If he wants to smear crap on good food, he should've gone to Olive Garden in the first place!
At this point, I can't help but snort. My friend says, "What the hell does he mean by that?"
Me: "I think it's some sort of inside joke" and continue chuckling to myself.
So, did someone here make my lunch? 'Cuz the polenta could've used some spicing up.
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Thu May-17-07 05:53 PM
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Thu May-17-07 05:57 PM
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3. I wouldn't have asked for tartar sauce |
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but I also wouldn't have called someone a jerk quite so publicly. When you're in a service profession, you work for your customers--however pedestrian you may believe them to be.
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Thu May-17-07 05:56 PM
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2. Bwuhahaha! That's brilliant! |
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Edited on Thu May-17-07 05:57 PM by Rabrrrrrr
Tartar sauce on Talapia. :eyes: It's like my sister after I made a glorious, and expensive, rib roast - "Do you have ketchup?" "NO I DON'T HAVE FUCKING KETCHUP! IT'S A RIB ROAST, YOU JACKASS!!"
The Olive Garden comment does make one think that it might be a DUer...
Funny!
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Thu May-17-07 06:06 PM
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Thu May-17-07 06:06 PM
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5. I'm still laughing!! nt |
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Thu May-17-07 06:13 PM
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6. i hate it when they order filet mignon and then ask for a-1 |
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or heinz-57 or worst of all ketchup:eyes:
best part...
we had NONE of these 'condiments' in stock
the look in their faces?
priceless
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