I'm pregnant.

[mainegreen]

You're the father.
Admit it! If you don't I'm taking you on Springer!




:hide:

[crim son]

1. Hey, don't get all excited.

I have no intention of shirking my responsibilities.

[mainegreen]

2. You better show up to the sonograms!

:P

[Deja Q]

3. Well, they have people strip, so why not go all the way with them on Springer?

"On Springer"; could become a threesome too! :spray:

[mainegreen]

4. Conceive on Springer?

What a concept!

:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

5. Now we know the real reason your boy had that sour look on his face.

He doesn't want a younger sibling.

[mainegreen]

6. What if its triplets?

As opposed to being totally imaginary?

:P

[Gormy Cuss]

10. Imaginary triplets are too much to bear.

He'd hire WIMR to drive up to Portland for an arranged 'accident' in the Oaks.
:P

[YDogg]

7. But you said "the stork brings babies, and swallows keep them away!"

:wtf:

[mainegreen]

8. Well, you know, that was just pillow talk!

:D

[SPKrazy]

9. you told me you used protection d00d

:eyes:

must i always be take on the responsibility for that?


:rofl:

[mainegreen]

11. But my astrologer told me that my planets made it totally impossible for me to get pregnant!

[SPKrazy]

14. man! never believe that stuff about getting pregnant!

or maybe, i'm not the daddy! :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Did we bump uglies?

I'm sorry, I don't remember. You'll have to provide me with the details.

:evilgrin:

[mainegreen]

13. I saved the video!

You'll see it on Springer.
Either that or You Tube!

[av8rdave]

15. Sorry...medically impossible for it to be me

[mainegreen]

17. And me too!

But there it is.

[Left Is Write]

16. I don't think I have ever produced sperm in my life.

:P

Besides, don't you think you need Maury Povich's paternity expertise? Springer will only take you on if your brother or cousin is the father.

[mainegreen]

18. But, but, but,

I'm a guy! And you're a girl! Surely springer will take this case!


:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

25. He might, but only if he can film the birth.

:P

[RetroLounge]

19. Again?

:shrug:

RL

[mainegreen]

20. This would never have happened if you hadn't swept me off my feet that night in Rio!

:P

[RetroLounge]

22. I couldn't help myself...

You looks so amazing in the feather boa, plus the real boa too...

:9

Carnivale indeed!

RL

[GoddessOfGuinness]

21. Gee...I had no idea!

I didn't even know I had a penis!

[mainegreen]

24. ...

I didn't know I had a uterus!

:rofl:

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

23. Hi mainegreen

I guess your gender is no longer "undeclared" in your profile! :silly: