What is your particular monkey fetish?

[Der Blaue Engel]

Here's mine:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9-DGUPDBiqg

(At last! My chance for a monkey copycat has come!!!!) :D

[MilesColtrane]

1. Never saw here before the other night.

When I rented "For Your Consideration".
She had a bit part as a wacky LA weather girl.

Pretty good shtick...mini monkey that sounds like Sean Connery.

[Louis C. Phurye]

3. I couldn't load it up, dial up you know. Are you talking about Nina Conti?

Oh my, I love her. I like it when she makes the monkey have sex with a pint glass and have an orgasm. She is brilliant!

[Der Blaue Engel]

6. That would be the one

I love her, too. She's slightly crazy, and she has a monkey. I like that in a girl! :D

Welcome to DU, LCP. :hi:

[MonkeyFunk]

2. I like to stick 'em in barrels

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=6380350

[Der Blaue Engel]

5. That piece of genius

has already been bookmarked. :yourock:

[Parche]

12. Monkey

I like to play with Monkey Funk!!! :hi: :pals:

[Louis C. Phurye]

4. I think I'd like to be the monkey in that skit.

[Heidi]

7. Code Monkey

by Jonathan Coulton: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4TnhemCEmc

[billyskank]

8. Hey, I'm a code monkey!

:hi:

[Heidi]

9. I thought of you the first time I heard that song, my friend,

especially this line: "Code Monkey very simple man, with big warm fuzzy secret heart."

:hug: :loveya:

Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting
With boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very dilligent
But his output stink
His code not “functional” or “elegant”
What do Code Monkey think?
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey hang around at front desk
Tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
Bring you cup, bring you ice
You say no thank you for the soda cause
Soda make you fat
Anyway you busy with the telephone
No time for chat
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you a lot

Code Monkey have every reason
To get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
See your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job “fulfilling in creative way”
Such a load of crap
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you

[billyskank]

10. ROFL!

"Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself"

:rofl:

Thank you for that! :hug:

Gotta dash now, to go grind more code. :loveya:

[Heidi]

11. Monkey kick.

:kick:

[guitar man]

13. other than spanking??

:shrug:

:hide:

[BarenakedLady]

14. Oh no! You said MONKEY!

:bounce: :bounce:

[billyskank]

15. My mind went to you first when I saw this thread

;)

[BarenakedLady]

16. I have no idea why!

: (|)

:hi:

My kids got me a new stuffed chimp for Mother's Day. I need to take a picture of it.

[Inchworm]

17. Lucky munkee!

such a cute picture...

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

18. Thank you

I really love my munkees!

:hi:

[Der Blaue Engel]

19. Are you a monkey nut, too?

I love everything monkey. (Even chimps; even though I know they're not monkeys, they have a monkeyness, and that's good enough for me.) :D

As someone said in the Monkey Issue of my friend's magazine, Other, "Monkeys are just funny."

Here's my latest monkey: