wtf were they thinking when they named him?

[Maine-ah]

Stony Blue Vega, 27, of Auburn was found guilty of sexual abuse of a minor. Vega's probation was partially revoked and he was sentenced to serve 224 days in jail.


http://knox.villagesoup.com/Government/story.cfm?storyID=92419

and wtf were they thinking with this sentence? btw, there's no story at the link it's just court news.

[never cry wolf]

1. Maybe they were stoned when he was conceived

in a blue Vega? They were small cars but I had a blue one and proved it could be done.

[DS1]

2. Funky Cold Medina was already taken

[LaraMN]

3. My husband has a friend named "Blue Sky".

"Sky" being his middle name.

[Gormy Cuss]

4. They were thinking "Here's name that will look good in the newspaper."

Unfortunately, Stony's proving them wrong.

The low sentence may be connected with a minor sex offense such as a relationship with a 14 year old where the teen is too young under the law to have a consensual relationship with an adult.

[grace0418]

5. My friend has a rep named Summer Dawn _______ (I can't remember her last name)

She goes by the whole name too. Summer Dawn.

[mainegreen]

6. Because he was conceived in this:?

A stony blue Vega!
:rofl: