As an apology for my virulent "fuck you" thread, what shall I offer as penance?

[Writer]

:shrug:

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

1. Pixie sticks and a 40.

:thumbsup:

[Writer]

9. I'll wrap them in a paper bag and leave them on your front porch. n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Pie!

:bounce:

[Shell Beau]

4. And punch!

Punch and pie!

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Yeah!

Punch and pecan pie!

[Writer]

10. All right, boys...

gather 'round.

[Joe Fields]

12. be careful, it might be a hawaiian punch...

[deepthought42]

3. I could say something naughty...

having to do w/the title of the thread, but I won't. ;)

:evilgrin:

[Writer]

11. Yeah yeah yeah...

I know that you're thinking of naughty priest jokes... yeah, that HAS to be it. ;)

[deepthought42]

14. Priests??? pffft

No, more like naughty writer jokes... ;)

:evilgrin: :rofl:

[Writer]

25. Naughty writer jokes involving priests?

:P

[deepthought42]

26. No priests! Stop being purposely obtuse!

:P

[ForrestGump]

5. Naked pictures!

I'm filling in for GoPsUx. He'll be back soon. :P




Man, this is embarrassing...especially the pictures of my bootie that I had to PM just to stay in character...

[Writer]

13. There is one pic that I COULD post...

it's both revealing and not very revealing at the same time...

but I would crimp my personal dignity...

:P

[WillParkinson]

31. But..

When you're apologizing you're giving up your personal dignity.

Go for it!

[billyskank]

6. No need for an apology

There is nothing to apologise for. :hi:

[Writer]

15. Well, thank you.

But I did grow up Catholic, mate. That guilt and all.

[billyskank]

19. Guilt sucks.

I speak as one well acquainted with it, but it serves no good purpose. Nevertheless, I still see nothing to apologise for.

[davsand]

7. A non-virulent f**k would be a nice way to say you are sorry...

But with that long distance thing and the sheer numbers involved here I'm guessing that is a problem. I do think the men of DU would be happpier tho...

Glad you are feeling better.



Laura

[Writer]

17. I am.

Thank you. :hi:

[Taverner]

16. interpretive dance

and then sing the internationale, backwards

[Writer]

20. I could do that, but only clothed.

:P

[Taverner]

22. If that's the case, you have to sing The Internationale in Espranto

[Writer]

23. Okay... don't know esperanto... so what if I do the dance naked?

Will you be easier on me?

[Taverner]

24. Of course!

I always give bonus points for nudity!

[BarenakedLady]

18. Bribes

My forgiveness can easily be bought. :D

[Writer]

21. I understand you like monkeys...

would this suffice? It's even a SOCK MONKEY!

[BarenakedLady]

27. Perfect!

:loveya:

[wildhorses]

28. but, i liked your virulent fuck you thread

still and all
since you ARE offering....

got any chocolate:)

[Writer]

33. Here is my collection of "worldly" chocolate for you.

Enjoy!

[taterguy]

29. Buy the Songs For Sixty Five Roses CD

The music on it is great and all the proceeds go to the very worthy cause of cystic fibrosis research

http://www.songsforsixtyfiveroses.com/

[SPKrazy]

30. I dunno

type with your toes for a while?

post a pic of you doing that?

:shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

32. Say 'I'm Sorry....

...I'm sorry you're all such ASSHOLES. HAW!'
I think that'll win everyone over, especially me.