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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 03:42 PM
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Would You Hire This Guy To Be Your Lawyer?
http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/MichaelBrandow.asp


(actual photo on law firm website)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 03:48 PM
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1. He can spot an ambulance from 6 miles away. Through houses.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 03:50 PM
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2. OMG!
That reminds me of the photo of Arthur Carlson ("WKRP in Cincinnati") when he was trying to sabotage his own campaign for city council. :rofl:

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GCP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 03:50 PM
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3. OMG - couldn't he demand a do-over for the pic?
:rofl:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 03:50 PM
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4. It makes ya wonder
You think anybody ever has approached him and said "Dude, you need to change that picture, you look like a mass murderer. Maybe that's why you haven't had a call in two years".?
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 03:53 PM
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5. He looks like he has a thyroid disorder.
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 03:54 PM
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9. I was thinking Graves' Disease too...
being the well-informed Hypochondriac that I am :D

:hi:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 04:24 PM
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13. You could always go to nursing school.
Edited on Fri May-18-07 04:24 PM by SarahBelle
:hi:

p.s. I'm sitting here ready to go nuts waiting for the grade on my final to be posted. :crazy:
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 04:34 PM
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15. I've considered it, as I come form a nursing family, and
I excel at Chem, Bio, etc...But I have this little problem with the sight of blood making me sick. Not mine, just everyone else's! :rofl:

I know you did great! :bounce:

:hug:
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 04:29 PM
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14. I was exhausted while I was driving truck
About 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning i stopped at a rest stop to take a whiz. As I was leaving, a guy with this condition ran up to me and hollered HIIIII!!!!!! I jumped back and went WHOA!!!!! His buddy was right behind him and he said, don't worry about it, he does that to everyone.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 03:53 PM
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6. wasn't he her lawyer?
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 03:53 PM
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7. That's one angry lawyer
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querelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 03:54 PM
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8. Sure. I'd Hire Him
He has a menacing shark like look that probably intimidates many people. A good quality in a lawyer IMHO.

Q
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 03:55 PM
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10. Wish I'd had him when I did my divorce
I bet he woulda totally kicked ass
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 04:00 PM
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11. Nope, I'd hire these guys
http://www.mofo.com/

If I was going to court, I'd want a mofo lawyer.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 04:23 PM
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12. Only if I saw m*f* snakes on a plane!!1!!
Edited on Fri May-18-07 04:23 PM by madinmaryland
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 04:45 PM
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16. Aren't ALL lawyers mofos?
Almost by definition?

:rofl:

Bake
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-18-07 04:46 PM
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17. Best lawyer URL EVAR!!!!
I saw that in "Web Pages That Suck" many moons ago, and it's always cracked me up. :rofl:
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