The Official DU Lounge Swearing Contest (musical version)

[idgiehkt]

Post a song where they say a bad word. I like angry music. Hope this doesn't cause trouble, lol, just a fun copycat out of boredom.

Babes in Toyland - Handsome and Gretel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB4hvL09mTs&mode=related&search=

[opiate69]

1. Tool - AEnima

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo

"Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory.
Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses. "

[idgiehkt]

5. 5 stars

of course, it's Tool so that's to be expected. Thanks, great way to start off the thread.

[opiate69]

6. Cheers!

And, here's a fairly disturbing little ditty by Nick Cave... off a very disturbing but incredible album - "Murder Ballads"
"Stagger Lee"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lneSAju-Xtc

[ghostsofgiants]

2. This should do the trick...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3C4N6p78io

[idgiehkt]

8. this I have never heard.

But I have heard rumor of it.

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

3. Yebanat vonuchii

[idgiehkt]

9. nada on youtube

I tried :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Blondie

"Rapture."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHPikUPlRD8

[idgiehkt]

10. sacrailiac?

I never noticed that word in there before...wonder if they came up with that in a rhyming dictionary or if someone was a nurse before they got in the band...

[AlCzervik]

7. Suicidal tendencies-you can't bring me down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiGlDRQdXTM

[idgiehkt]

12. roflmao

I LOVE this:

"Who the hell you calling crazy? You wouldn't know what crazy was
If Charles Manson was eating fruit loops on your front porch...."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh honey this is so good I'm posting the whole thing...

What the hell's going on around here?

First off-let's take it from the start
Straight out-can't change what's in my heart
No one-can tear my beliefs apart, you can't bring me

You ain't-never seen no one like me
Prevail-regardless what the cost might be
Power-flows inside of me, you can't bring me

Never-fall as long as I try
Refuse-to be a part of your lie
Even-if it means I die, you can't bring me

You...can't...bring...me...down!

Who the hell you calling crazy? You wouldn't know what crazy was
If Charles Manson was eating fruit loops on your front porch....

Time out-let's get something clear
I speak-more truth than you want to hear
Scapegoat-to cover up your fear, you can't bring me

You ain't-never seen so much might
Fight for-what I know is right
What up-you got yourself a fight, you can't bring me

Stand up-we'll all sing along
Together-ain't nothin' as strong
Won't quit-we ain't in the wrong, you can't bring me

You...can't...bring...me...down!

Bring me down-you can't bring me down!
Bring me down-you can't bring me down, no!
Bring me down-you can't bring me down!
Bring me down-you can't bring me down, you can't bring me down!

Tell them what's up Rocky!

You...can't...bring...me...down!

Bring me down-you can't bring me down!
Bring me down-you can't bring me down, no!
Bring me down-you can't bring me down!
Bring me down-you can't bring me down, you can't bring me down!

So why you trying to bring me?
Well you can't bring me down...No, no, no, no
Can't bring me down....No, no, no, no, no, no
Can't bring me down....No, no, no, no, no, no
Can't bring me down....No, no, no, no, no, no
So why you trying to bring?
Well you can't bring me down

Just cause you don't understand what's going on don't mean it don't make no sense
And just cause you don't like it, don't mean it ain't no good
And let me tell you something;

Before you go taking a walk in my world
You better take a look at the real world
Cause this ain't no Mister Roger's Neighborhood

Can you say "feel like shit"?
Yea maybe sometimes I do feel like shit
I ain't happy 'bout it, but I'd rather feel like shit than be full of shit!

And if I offended you, oh I'm sorry...
But maybe you need to be offended
But here's my apology and one more thing...fuck you!

Cos you...can't...bring...me...down!

Most excellent!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[AlCzervik]

11. another

jay-z 99 problems, Jay ANGRY! swear alot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU1um6TQorc
//loves the black album

[idgiehkt]

15. mmmhmmm

I loves me some rap.

:headbang:

[AlCzervik]

17. me too, sometimes i think i love it too much.

i get on my kicks for awhile, for weeks in a row i'll listen to nothing but depressing Brits and then i'll switch over to rap for awhile and then i bring out my secret shame---Justin Timberlake. It's one weird little ipod i gots.

[idgiehkt]

16. We better take the B-word back 'fore things get out of hand

Loud and Proud:

She's a Bitch - Missy Elliot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kxl3RtKM-Q

[AlCzervik]

18. omg i love Missy!! Gossip folks with Luda? Got to be one of my favorites of hers.

love Luda, i think he's hilarious and talented.

[AlCzervik]

20. my last one, Remix part 2 Busta, Missy and Mary J.

Mary J is awesome in this. I swear to god you will listen to this al the time with the bass way up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_DWMJc0_RQ

it starts at about 2 minutes in. the unedited super cuss edition is on itunes.

[idgiehkt]

23. that is one fine bass-line

love it, thanks for turning me onto this.

:headbang:

:yourock:

Glad to find another female rap fan in the Lounge...I usually like stuff by females, so I don't get exposed to the stuff by men unless someone turns me onto it. :)

[AlCzervik]

25. glad you like, there are a few here that i know but not a majority.

i love all kinds of rap and all kinds of alternative, the only genre of music i don't like is Country.

[bridgit]

13. ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1oYcY3k-PY

[idgiehkt]

19. my eyes!

I'm corrupted.

:rofl:

:loveya: :hi:

[bridgit]

14. Vast...

Pretty When You Cry

[idgiehkt]

21. that is such a pretty song

that it didn't even occur to me til it was over just how twisted it is. wow.

:hug:

[fizzgig]

22. gonna wreck this fucker's ride

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NktHmjm1P78

[idgiehkt]

24. they have the most unique sound

it's like Violent Femmes or something, it's so distinct. Man I love how this is so hard-driving, awesome!

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

[fizzgig]

26. they opened with that song

when i saw them in 97

god damn! that was a great way to start a show

[HughBeaumont]

27. Public Enemy - Son of a Bush

History of the BFEE in 4:30.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v41Dopy16h8

[idgiehkt]

29. wow, amazing, thanks for posting it

son of a bad man

list of sources has Greg Palast first, which is great because that book of his (Best Democracy) is mind-blowing.

:hi:

[idgiehkt]

28. some dirty indie-folk music

Liz Phair, Queen of the F-word

Flower (the bad girl anthem of all time)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Dt9TMKRTds&mode=related&search=

F*ck and Run
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z21-EAE7Ulg

Dance of the Seven Veils (#2 bad girl anthem, lol)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2d4X8dP_QFc

One thing that amazes me about her is she is consistently a better singer live than on her studio recordings.

:wtf:

[VenusRising]

30. Insane Clown Posse - Fuck the World

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yp7s0I0ozEk

[idgiehkt]

31. I really like these political videos that people make

wow, that about covers all of it. :)

[idgiehkt]

32. More Babes

Babes in Toyland - Bruise Violet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq7hKXLPyEY&mode=related&search=

[wildhorses]

33. the pusher-steppenwolf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2JrnF-7PNw

[idgiehkt]

34. goddamn the pusher man

I lurve that song

:woohoo:

[wildhorses]

35. i wanted to find an older version

and i couldn't believe it had not already been posted:)

snowblind friend makes me cry...

[idgiehkt]

36. yes!

that is a great one too, and really sad. Man it's been so long since I've heard either one of those...

[idgiehkt]

37. wouldn't be right without Eminem

Without Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vduw9uGrNqY

love this song...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TheMightyFavog]

38. Ready to cast off, Captain! The good Ship Venus

Aboard the good ship Venus,
You really should have seen us,
With a figurehead of a whore in bed,
And a mast of a phallic genus

The captain of the lugger,
Was known as a filthy bugger,
Declared unfit to shovel shit,
From one ship to another.

The cabin boys name was Chipper,
A Randy little nipper,
He stuffed his ass with broken glass,
And circumcised the skipper.

The first mate's name was Morgan,
By gosh, he was a gorgon,
From half past eight he played till late,
Upon the captain's organ

The captain's wife was Charlotte,
Born and bred a harlot,
Her thighs at night were lily white,
By morning they were scarlet.

The captain's daughter, Mabel,
Though young, was fresh and able,
To fornicate with the second mate,
Upon the chartroom table.

The captain's other daughter,
swam naked in the water,
Her plaintive squeals announced that eels,
Had found her sexual quarter.

The ship's dog's name was Rover,
We turned that poor thing over,
And ground and ground that faithful hound
From Teneriff to Dover.

And when we reached our station,
Through skillful navigation,
The ship got sunk, in a wave of spunk,
From too much fornication.

[idgiehkt]

41. wow.

:o

[opiate69]

39. Hank III with Assjack

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SC-ZFUC9R-U

[idgiehkt]

40. rolfmao!!!!

and I agree. good to hear this.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[opiate69]

42. Excellent.. Hank Williams the Third is the man who will save country from itself

I mean, who's gonna argue with his pedigree?

[Joe Fields]

43. The Pusher, by Steppenwolf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do5w8M-8L2k

[idgiehkt]

44. wildhorses

beat you to the punch, though that is one that is worthy of hearing twice. :hi:

[Joe Fields]

46. that is just spooky scary... didn't see it. Sorry...try again...

:dunce:

[philosophie_en_rose]

45. A few classics.

Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waQ8Er4KodU

The FCC Song by Eric Idle - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4ajZ-5kTXk

Nine Inch Nails - Closer

[idgiehkt]

49. I've seen that nine inch nails song referred to a lot

It's quite popular. :)

[Joe Fields]

47. Aha!!! How about this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDOs2weg1XI

:hi:

[idgiehkt]

48. I love this!! "One, two, three, four, what are we fighting for..."

I haven't heard this in so long.

:woohoo:

Thanks for posting this, made my day. :)

[swag]

50. The Muppets - Fuck Tha Police

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjMLZuuXDRQ

[idgiehkt]

51. roflmao

hysterical!

:rofl:

[cloudbase]

52. One from Nilsson (sp?)

about 30-some years ago. Maybe more, my memory isn't what it used to be. . .

You're breakin' my heart,
you're tearin' it apart,
so FUCK YOU!