I saw the Asshole tonight.

[crim son]

His wife with the long grey hair has now dyed brown hair. I keep hearing the therapy session in my head and I KNOW the hair has been dyed to please him sexually. Christ, I took a look at her and it's a wasted effort as far as I can see but WTF do I know?

I hate this shit. I've seen him the last two times I've been out. He's horrible and yet he ruins my fucking month. Do you hear me? I HATE IT!

End of rant. You can shoot me now.

[SPKrazy]

1. I'd Rather Do Other Things

like :hug: you

[crim son]

3. Thank you.

I am peculiarly depressed; it wasn't necessary that I see him tonight since it turns out that he doesn't play until next week. Did I mention his wife has dyed her nearly sixty-year-old hair a dull brown? No doubt that makes the sex so much better.

I am depressed.

[SPKrazy]

5. ...

sorry friend

pm sent

:hug:

[Blue-Jay]

2. .

[crim son]

4. Oddly cheering

but that may be the lateness of the hour, combined with vodka. :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. Want I should kick his ass?

;)

[crim son]

12. How about you kiss mine instead?

:P Hi, SA. :hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

18. Okay!

:P

[Writer]

7. How old is the asshole? n/t

[Blue-Jay]

9. 10 seconds younger than "the Earlobe".

[Writer]

10. So the asshole and the earlobe are twins?

In-te-reth-ting.

[crim son]

11. !

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[AlCzervik]

8. is this your former husband or boyfriend?

[SammyWinstonJack]

14. ..

:yoiks:

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Oh, I thought you meant the one in DC

:rofl:

[femmocrat]

20. Same here! Apparently there is more than one!

:rofl:

[greatauntoftriplets]

36. So did I.....

:rofl:

My mother always called Ray-goon "The Idiot in the White House". This one was "The Asshole".

[ContraBass Black]

38. That's usually the one we mean around here.

[Whoa_Nelly]

15. Two words

Personal Power. :hug:

[mainegreen]

16. Hair color alters sex?

Interesting.
Sorry. I think you should eat a peanut butter cookie with milk for breakfast as a solution.

[cwydro]

17. Girl, I have half a mind

to fly my ass up there and shake some DAMN SENSE into you! Get over the turd already!

(I'll bring pawpicker and he can hug you after I am finished shaking you.)

That said. I do feel your pain.:pals:

[SPKrazy]

35. hey, i like you cwydro!

:hi:

:hug:

[cwydro]

43. Let's go kick Crimmie's butt..

She has to get over this crap.

Believe me, I know of what I speak.

[SPKrazy]

44. you kick

i'll er, um, well i'll help :P

[cwydro]

45. oh sure

you will. OK, you can pick up the pieces after I'm done with her. The wench needs a good kick in the butt.

[SPKrazy]

46. all this violence...

picking up pieces

:think:


:hi:

I can pick up pieces ;)

[cwydro]

47. ...

yeah I got your number bud. You're looking to pick up a piece all right:rofl: :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

48. *snort*

me? :evilgrin:


:rofl:

[cwydro]

49. Takes one to know one

you perv.:hi:

[SPKrazy]

52. pfffttttt!

:evilgrin:


:hi:

[skygazer]

19. Is that anything like seeing the Elephant?

You know, how people back in the 1800's described going into battle for the first time or experiencing anything that was new and frightening.

I think I'd rather see the Elephant than the Asshole. Especially close up. :yoiks:

[Gormy Cuss]

21. Here I thought this thread would be about Denis Leary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nQvHPJYDJM

[graywarrior]

22. Find out if she dyed her triangle.

That could be sosoosososos hawt.




(heave)

[NMDemDist2]

24. that so reminds me of a joke

a cute but somewhat plump co-ed went to the campus doctor. she was bemoaning the fact she thought her boyfriend was going to dump her.

the doctor somewhat diffidently asked her "Maybe you should diet?"


a big smile came over her face and she asked..........

























"What color do you think he'd like????"


:hide:

[graywarrior]

25. Bwhahahahahahahaa OMG That is RICH! ! !

:rofl:

[NMDemDist2]

26. ....

:hi:

[crim son]

27. Fuck, that's disgusting.

:rofl: Goddamn it, now it's stuck in my head. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

28. No, his head is stuck in her triangle.

That's gross.

[crim son]

31. It's the Triangle of Impotence

and its being newly brown isn't going to make a whit of difference.

[SPKrazy]

34. *snort*

:rofl:

oh yer on a roll!

:pals:

[lost-in-nj]

23. Crim son

:pals:

Sorry about that...... I'll bet you looked great though....
And you know he probably thinks about what he let get away
long after he sees you to.....

:)

lost

[crim son]

29. I did in fact look great.

I didn't give him a chance to see it as I left pretty quickly. I guess if this is going to be a regular occurrence then I should just deal with it and stand my ground. The sight of him only makes me pissed off to think that he now believes it's a good idea to come to my town and hang out where I do. He used to know better.

[Pierre.Suave]

30. I know what you need

but my GF wont let me give it to you...











































Sorry.

[crim son]

32. What's wrong with that woman?

She won't make a sacrifice for a sistah? :evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

33. LOL

She has crazy ideas about exclusivity and relationships I guess.
















Crazy woman...:P

[lost-in-nj]

37. LOL!!!

Maybe he can help me to?!?!?!?
I mean talk....yeah thats it....


:spank: :spank: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lost

[Truthiness Inspector]

39. Your post sounds catty, sorry.

One day you will be old and gray, does that mean you will cease to have your sexual wiles and allure? Does that mean no man could possibly be drawn to you?

I am still pretty young and in no danger of white hair anytime soon, but somehow you bashing this older woman is rubbing me the wrong way...probably because I too will be an older woman someday. So will you.

I hate when people say a glib "get over it" but that might be exactly what you need to do.

She rocks his world, you do not. There is not a damn thing you can do about it. I say go rock your own world and find someone who can give you what she is giving him.

[crim son]

40. Don't be sorry.

The post is intentionally catty & if you hadn't noticed I'd be disappointed. :eyes:

[bertha katzenengel]

50. Oh, please.

:eyes:

[crim son]

54. It does.

No worries! I'm so rarely a bitch that my occasional lapse causes little moral trepidation. :P

[opiate69]

41. No disrespect meant for you crim son, but.. if this thread title isn't begging for a copycat..

than none are.
oh.. and, fuck 'im. (Not literally of course.. ) for some reason Alanis' "You Oughta Know" pops into my head when I read the OP. He's a tool, you're hot, and far as one can tell from an internet board, a damn good "catch".. his loss.. someone more deserving's gain.

[crim son]

53. Your comment has me thinking of last night's SNL skit.

Something about a brown eye looking up at me.... don't ask. :rofl;

[Omphaloskepsis]

42. I'm curious...

How would you have felt if you saw him and he was sitting alone at the bar gazing into his beer?

And I am kinda confused about the dynamic of the relationship. If you would like to explain that would be cool.. If not, I understand...


I wish you the best of luck.

[Hugin]

51. Was it any good?

I've been waiting for the screening... But, when there's a big hype before
the premier it's usually a bomb.

I like the part where the people go places in a car, bus, or airplane... Usually.

Some people here think I need a MySpace page, but, I think I'd accidentally start
chatting with like my daughter and that'd be weird or something.

:hi: crim son.

[crim son]

55. You know, it wasn't something I can recommend.

Sort of overblown, & it didn't ring true. Shitty dialogue, ugly cast of characters... you know.

Hi, Prag! :hi: Nice to see you. And concerning myspace: I just uninstalled the instant messenger because of all the weirdos who try to contact me (no pawpicker, not you). So I have a page but am not chatting with anybody. It's possible. But I know, you don't do myspace, and we all love you for it. :P