i'm having a hankering for pit buLLs

[sniffa]

i can't expLain it. i wonder how they taste?

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Pretty nasty.

They feed on humans and that's some pretty tough meat.

[sniffa]

2. but human fLesh is deLicious!

especiaLLy if they're not smokers, and don't work out - the muscLe is nice and tender, and the fat adds fLavor. :9

[billyskank]

3. That's true. You'll need a steady supply of children to keep a pit bull.

[sniffa]

4. but the chiLdren

have to be raised in a box so their muscLes don't deveLop. tastes best when breaded.

[LeftyMom]

That's funny. My grandma always used cornflakes to bread fried children.

[billyskank]

6. As long as she didn't eat at the Olive Garden, it's ok.

[LeftyMom]

7. Of course she didn't. She liked Italian food.

[Gormy Cuss]

5. Children: I bet they're the human equivalent of

milk-fed veal.

:evilgrin: