Should I bring a Farsi textbook with me through customs next week?

[HEyHEY]

I am going to be coming to the USA. Thought it'd be funny to bring a "Learning farsi" textbook with me. Customs reaction could be interesting.

[billyskank]

1. Bring a Koran too.

That'll go down well.

[pokerfan]

4. And a book on explosives

[JVS]

2. We don't take kindly to books down here!

[Midlodemocrat]

3. He should bring a deck of cards to play euchre.

:P

[JVS]

7. Fuck yeah! He should play Euchre because it's freaking awesome!

[pokerfan]

5. Looks like we got ourselves a reader!

[bicentennial_baby]

14. What-choo reading for?

:rofl:

[JVS]

6. Sing this song while waiting for the airplane

http://www.vgg.com/mp3/LouisFarrakhan-HeedTheCallYall.mp3

[HEyHEY]

8. I gotta grow this beard too.

[Gormy Cuss]

9. Bring one with this title in Farsi:

"To Serve Americans"

[fortyfeetunder]

10. Wear a burka

with only your eyes showing! :evilgrin:

[terrya]

11. Those customs people really appreciate wit.

They especially appreciate a good bit of funny.

Hope you get to meet some DU'ers while you're here.

[HEyHEY]

12. I have a list of people I'm going to kick in the nads while here

You narrowly escaped it

[terrya]

13. "phew"

I'm really in no mood for a nad kicking right now.

That's good to know.

[DFW]

15. If they give you a hard time,

Just tell them you work for American Intelligence (paradoxical
a term as that may seem to those who remember their WMD work),
and that you are training to spy on their carpet-weaving techniques...

[Connonym]

16. you looking to get a one-way ticket to Cuba?

I wonder how many other America-hating Canadians are in Gitmo :-P