Explanation for Lounge Penile Explosion

[VenusRising]

After the death of Jerry Falwell, this is just years of pent up debauchery being unleashed.

:bounce::bounce::bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

1. As good an explanation as any!

:bounce::bounce:

[TOhioLiberal]

2. Just what I was thinking...

...GMTA! :bounce::bounce:

[VenusRising]

3. It's not a full moon or Sabbat

so, I had to think of some sort of justification.

No matter how lame. :crazy:

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Actually I was figuring it was due to alcohol, but that may explain it too.

[VenusRising]

9. Alcohol was only a minor factor

because I have not been drinking.

[Elidor]

5. This will be known henceforth as the Great Penis Explosion of '07

Loungers in the future will refer to it with awe. And rightly so.

[VenusRising]

7. So sayeth Hardhead.

Which is a double entendre in itself. :loveya:

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

6. the end is nigh!

we're preparing for it

:bounce:

:bounce:

[Louis C. Phurye]

8. The Apocalypse will be ushered in with a "penis" joke.

[VenusRising]

10. The end of the penis threads perhaps.

But we will go on with the memory of the penis threads in our hearts.

[Jamastiene]

11. Weeeellllll, ya know....

A great pianist really knows how to handle his instrument.

Now, on to more decadence and debauchery. :party:

[VenusRising]

12. I love a good pianist!

All hail decadence and debauchery!! :headbang:

[Fox Mulder]

13. Seems like the penis has restrained itself...

it's quiet now.

[Jamastiene]

14. Resting for the next go 'round, I reckon. n/t

:evilgrin:

[Fox Mulder]

15. It had its ups and downs...

[Whoa_Nelly]

16. In honor of Falwell

We've been expecting you, Jerry!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

17. I'm not Jerry...

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down

Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name

Tell me honey, can ya guess my name

Tell me baby, whats my name

I tell you one time, you're to blame

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Tell me, baby, whats my name

Tell me, sweetie, whats my name

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Oh, yeah