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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 09:52 AM
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The internets are doing that thing to me again
Yay rejoiceth I! I hath new mail!

Even if you are not satisfied with your body, with Penis Enlarge Patch you dont have to worry about one part at least.

http://www.hetal.hk/

Penis Enlarge Patch will make your penis popular.

Um :blush:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 09:55 AM
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1. go for it!
then you can say you're on the patch! :P
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 09:57 AM
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2. IBTL!
:evilgrin:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 09:59 AM
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4. oh come on peg
this is nothin' compared to last nite!
the penis threads were everywhere

most of them are locked

but a few still aren't

should i kick them up?

:rofl:

:hug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 09:58 AM
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3. I think it sounds better in a Sean Connery accent
Even if you are not shatishfied with your body, with Penish Enlarge Patch you dont have to worry about one part at leasht.

http://www.hetal.hk /

Penish Enlarge Patch will make your penish popular.
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 11:13 AM
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14. ....
:rofl:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 10:00 AM
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5. here we go again with the pen
is

*giggle*
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 10:03 AM
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8. ha ha ha
pen


is



pen


is


what?


:rofl:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 10:05 AM
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9. The penis mightier than the sword
obviously.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 10:19 AM
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11. you just wanna be locked!
:rofl:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 10:01 AM
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6. No fair! You weren't here last night!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 10:02 AM
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7. Apparently the internets aren't done with penises quite yet.
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I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 10:15 AM
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10. What an interesting way to word it...
Edited on Sun May-20-07 10:16 AM by I Have A Dream
"...will make your penis popular."

What a weirdly polite E-mail!

:rofl:

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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 10:21 AM
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12. I notice it doesn't say it will make *me* popular
Only my penis. ;)

:hi:
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I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 10:32 AM
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13. Well, for a lot of men (certainly not all!), that would be enough!
If they had to choose between their penis being popular and they themselves being popular, my guess is that the penis popularity would win out more often than not! :D

By the way, that E-mail would have been written so differently if it had originated from the US! HAAA!

:hi:

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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 12:59 PM
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16. Your penis will be invited to all the right parties
While you sit home alone and cry.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 01:04 PM
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19. Only if I have a detachable penis
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 04:38 PM
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20. LOL!
It's not everyday you can bring that song up in casual conversation. (Haven't clicked the link yet, but I know the song.)
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 11:22 AM
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15. I worry that if I toss in my sleep...
My sweetie might wake up with the patch on instead of me.

(Truth is that exact thing happened when I woke up with an estrogen
patch stuck to my leg one morning. Improved my singing voice, tho.)
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 01:01 PM
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17. One cannot underestimate
the importance of a popular penis.

:hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-20-07 01:03 PM
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18. Maybe that is where I am going wrong
:think:

:hi:
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