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Mon May-21-07 06:24 PM
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"Mommy, you're so hairy and big." |
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WTF? I'm seated, fully clothed, at my computer. Apparently the pose makes me look "hairy and big" to a seven-year-old. The little freak.
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Mon May-21-07 06:29 PM
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1. Heh, I get Mommy you're soooooo fat! You make a nice comfy cozy pillow. |
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Mon May-21-07 06:30 PM
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3. oh the worst is "You've got a big tummy! Is there another baby in there?" |
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Mon May-21-07 06:36 PM
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5. LOL That's how I am looking these days, sad to say. |
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Mon May-21-07 08:49 PM
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22. The humorist Dave Barry has a great line in that regard.... |
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"Never, ever ask a Woman if she is pregnant unless you actually see a baby coming out of her body."
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Tue May-22-07 08:27 PM
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36. I made that mistake once. |
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I was maybe 22 or 23 at the time and I asked a woman I worked with when she was due.
I didn't last very long at that job after that.
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Mon May-21-07 07:01 PM
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I want to find it cute, but I don't. :(
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Mon May-21-07 08:15 PM
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15. Thecomfy and cozy bit takes away a lot of the sting for me. :^) |
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Mon May-21-07 06:30 PM
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2. omg, that's hilarious! |
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Edited on Mon May-21-07 06:30 PM by Iris
I've had friends whose little girls have said things like that to them. Believe it or not, they were actually admiring them!
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Mon May-21-07 07:02 PM
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8. I think my son was just being conversational |
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although he does have a wicked sense of humor. He wasn't smiling, though.
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Tue May-22-07 02:01 PM
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34. yeah. I could see my 7 yr. old nephew saying something like that! n/t |
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Mon May-21-07 06:30 PM
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4. It beats "Daddy, you're a big piece of poop! Hahahahahaha!" |
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Mon May-21-07 07:03 PM
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Mon May-21-07 07:08 PM
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12. I felt a mix of anger, and pride, when he told me that. |
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Pride, because he independently invented the use of coprology as an insult. The kid was a regular prodigy.
I didn't have the heart to tell him somebody beat him to the patent.
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Mon May-21-07 06:38 PM
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6. I said that to my mother once. |
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Mon May-21-07 07:04 PM
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I bet you grew up to be a very well-behaved man. :P
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Mon May-21-07 07:06 PM
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11. I would answer your seven year olds comment with a tune |
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Mon May-21-07 08:01 PM
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13. Ah, a knight in shining armor to my rescue! |
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I love that song. It's embarrassing to admit but I used to use it to make myself feel better right after I knew my marriage was kaput. It works! :loveya: :hug:
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Mon May-21-07 08:07 PM
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14. Anytime and anyplace my fair Princess |
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Mon May-21-07 08:30 PM
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16. Better than when my nephew |
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told his mother "mom did you know you have a mustache?" in a loud voice in the ice cream parlor.
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Mon May-21-07 08:37 PM
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From the mouths of babes, as they say!
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Mon May-21-07 08:32 PM
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Mon May-21-07 08:37 PM
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19. Oh please send over my son so he can comment on you? |
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Tue May-22-07 09:30 AM
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32. That is why I have pets. |
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They keep their comments to themselves. Besides, they think I hung the moon.;)
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Mon May-21-07 08:49 PM
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20. you probably forget how hairless their young bodies are |
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Maybe not since there is one right in the house. I remember when I was a kid I went to a friend's house and his older brother answered the door, and he had hair growing in his arm-pits. :puke: :scared: The worst part, though, was the knowledge that this revolting hairiness was gonna happen to me someday too. :hide: Make it stop! Make it stop! Peter Pan, where are you? Too late. I can assure you, that I am bigger and hairer. In fact, I need a shave.
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Mon May-21-07 09:10 PM
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23. That's actually a very good point. |
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Yeah, he's a hairless little monkey and I don't even think about it. Apparently he does!
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Mon May-21-07 08:49 PM
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21. Yeah sure, he needs some glasses man! |
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hairy and big
and speaking of 7 year olds
mine just showed up to show me his homework, and to read to me.
:hug:
I must like hairy and big :P
;)
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Mon May-21-07 09:11 PM
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Mon May-21-07 09:24 PM
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very wise
I see what I see! ;)
and maybe big and hairy is what I like? :P
JK
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:hi:
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Mon May-21-07 09:26 PM
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27. I don't mind it either! |
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Mon May-21-07 09:29 PM
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Mon May-21-07 09:14 PM
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Mon May-21-07 09:27 PM
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28. Shit, where'd you get that photo? |
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Jeepers, I take a little nude stroll along the beach... there's no frickin' privacy anywhere any more :grr: :P
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Mon May-21-07 09:51 PM
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31. The Freedom of Information Act made that photo possible. |
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Hey, if ya can't trust the government, who CAN you trust?
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Tue May-22-07 08:41 PM
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38. no more Karen Hughes photos, please |
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Mon May-21-07 09:29 PM
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29. I don't get the hairy part |
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Because poor Dropkid is one hairy little girl. Her nickname is monkey, and up until about 6 months ago, she would ask people if they wanted to see her hairy back and tell them that mommy is going to shave it for her someday. But I do get the "You have a big tummy mommy. What are all those lines on your tummy?"
I usually tell her she broke my skin when she was in my belly and it's all her fault. She just laughs and runs away. Little brat, just wait until she hits 25 and her metabolism drops in the gutter.
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Tue May-22-07 10:37 AM
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33. The other day my seven-year-old pulled a tampon out of my purse |
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and waved it around at my son's baseball game. "Mama -- What's this?" The women behind me cracked up. One said, "Hey, at least it's not your diaphragm."
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Tue May-22-07 08:05 PM
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That reminds me of one time when my daughter was very small. My unmarried and very virginal old uncle was visiting and I called for her to come and say hello. She appeared, hugged the man and then handed him one of her small stuffed animals who was wearing a hat I recognized: it was a Kotex pad, sticky side down. :blush:
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Tue May-22-07 08:29 PM
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37. Upon putting my oldest to bed this evening |
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She lovingly squashed my face in her tender young hands and proclaimed "You look like a dog!"
...so sweet. *sniff*
:rofl:
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Tue May-22-07 08:43 PM
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nice doggie! woof
:rofl:
quit licking me :silly:
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Tue May-22-07 08:47 PM
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40. "You look like a dog"? |
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:rofl: They're so damned funny, aren't they? We should probably be writing all this stuff down. Maybe you do; I don't.
Hi sweetie. :hug:
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Tue May-22-07 08:49 PM
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That would take dedication and forethought. Neither of which I have.
Hiya!
:hug: :hi:
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Tue May-22-07 08:51 PM
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42. Little red riding hood, anyone? Only that was grandma. |
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