Immanuel Kant was a real pissant!

[Dr. Death]

Who was very rarely stable.

[SteelPenguin]

1. Heidegger, Heidegger, was a boozy begger

Who could think you under the table.

[Blue-Jay]

2. David Hume could out consume, Willhelm Freidrich Hegal

[SteelPenguin]

3. And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

[Dr. Death]

4. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya

about the raising of the wrist...

[Blue-Jay]

5. Socrates himself was permanently piiiiiissed.

[Blue-Jay]

6. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,

after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

(I'm gonna see this thread through to the end. On my first date with my wife, I sang this song and she laughed.)

[jpgray]

7. On the first date? Fresh.

[Blue-Jay]

8. You think that's fucked up?

We went to the Indy zoo, saw a bald eagle, and I broke into Ashcroft's "Let The Eagle Soar". I know all the words, because I'm a sick fuck.

Anyhow......

[Blue-Jay]

9. Plato, they say, could stick it away,

Half a crate of whiskey every day!

[Critters2]

10. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for his bottle,

Hobbes was fond of his dram.

[Blue-Jay]

11. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart

"I drink therefore I am"!

(that's my favorite line.)

[BurtWorm]

12. And Rene DesCartes was a drunken fart

I drink therefore I am!

[Critters2]

14. Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed.

A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

[tigereye]

13. aw. that's really cool!

:hi:

[Blue-Jay]

15. Did I sing any songs for you in P-Burgh?

If not, I'll make it up to you one of these days.

Hey. Do they still have those giant blow-up dolls around town?

[tigereye]

17. huh? maybe during the Arts fest? (did I miss something?)

we have large dinosaur statues everywhere.

no, I missed out on your singing. I hope to hear some very soon!

[Blue-Jay]

18. When I was in the Burgh, there were giant balloons everywhere.

A big fish at the convention center, and a few others around town.

[tigereye]

22. right!

I had another image in my mind from your description! :rofl:

[Generic Brad]

16. Thank you, Bruce

You'll have to change your name to Bruce like everyone else on the faculty because Dr. Death is just too confusing.

[Common Sense Party]

19. A link for the lost:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_WRFJwGsbY

[Critters2]

20. Great fun! Thanks for posting that, Bruce!! nt

[Common Sense Party]

21. No worries, Bruce! G'day!

I LOVE the joke about American beer.

It's hilarious, and I don't even drink beer.