I bought a new cash register! Ask me anything...

[RetroLounge]

:hi:



RL

[TommyO]

1. Does it beep, or go "ka-ching"?

[RetroLounge]

5. Beeps

But I hear "Kaching" in my head...

:hi:

RL

[mzteris]

2. did you program in

the automatic DU discount yet?

:rofl:


Have a fire extinguisher handy for the Grand Opening, 'cause it'll probably be smokin'!

[RetroLounge]

6. Oh, you know I did.

Deep Deep Discount. In fact, this one came with a custom DU key... :D

RL

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Cool!

Like this one?

[RetroLounge]

7. Now that is Wicked Cool!

This one deosn't even come close...

RL

[BarenakedLady]

8. My dad has one just like that

except brass color.

[TommyO]

28. Or this one!

[RetroLounge]

34. Ah, love the crank and the bell sound it surely made

"look at me, I'm giving out wings"

RL

[TommyO]

39. I'm glad I'm not the only wing-giver out here

(not that I suspected I was).

[Crabby Appleton]

46. That's a very fine cash register nt

[Nicole]

4. Is it full?

If so, what is the address again? :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

9. Just like me, It is full of something

but not money... :P

RL

[Nicole]

16. Just my luck.

:rofl:

I hope it rings up a bright future for you. :hi:

[Lisa]

10. did it come with any money in it? Like the traditional penny in a new purse or wallet? (n/t)

[RetroLounge]

12. Well, it probably would be a yen, but no, it did not..

empty like my wallet... :D

RL

[philosophie_en_rose]

11. Looks very . . . portable.

:)

Please chain/glue/screw it down to something, before you fill it with money.

[RetroLounge]

14. This is a used book store

there won't ever BE any real money. :D

RL

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. Can I have change for a $20, please?

:P

[RetroLounge]

15. Sure, would you like it in pennies?

:P

RL

[GreenPartyVoter]

17. Sure, what the heck. It'll thrill the kiddies. LOL

[KitchenWitch]

18. Did it come with an overpriced POS system?

:hi:

[RetroLounge]

20. Nope. The POS system i want is WAY too much money.

We'll do hand written receipts and cash rfegister tape stapled together.

Low tech. Like books.

RL

[TommyO]

29. There's nothing wrong with low-tech!

I'll be working with friends at their sales booth over the upcoming holiday weekend. I'll have a calculator, a cash-box, and a credit-card swipe machine. Even lower-tech than you.

[flvegan]

19. How much cash can it hold?

I want to be damn sure it can hold enough for you, bro.

Gawd, but I'm excited for you, RL.

[RetroLounge]

21. Any cash is more than i have now...

:D

RL

[flvegan]

23. Potential, brother...potential.

You need a BIG register. Gotta be able to hold all that money. I've got nothing but positive thoughts for you, so that's what you're getting in response.

[RetroLounge]

25. Maybe I need a safe for cash storage backup purposes

Yes, I do! A BIG safe...

:hi:

RL

[u4ic]

22. Stick 'em up?

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

27. You Canadians, always resorting to crime...

:D

RL

[Writer]

24. I don't have anything to ask you.

I just wish I were a dollar bill right now.

[RetroLounge]

26. I'd slip you into my thong and do a lap dance...

or not.

:crazy:

RL

[Writer]

37. Waxed chests and baby oil? Ewww. Not my style at all.

Bleh.

[RetroLounge]

44. I know your style...

:9

RL

[Writer]

48. It's more like this...

:9 :9 :9 :wow:

(more!)

:9 :9 :9 :wow:

(pass out)

[RetroLounge]

57. Yummy...

I can handle that...

:P:9:P:9:P:9:wow:

RL

[AllegroRondo]

30. Do you take debit cards?

[RetroLounge]

31. Gotta get set up with the bank first

But I will be, yes...

RL

[swimboy]

32. Okay!

Can I get a receipt?















:P


Congrats! :thumbsup:

[RetroLounge]

33. You gonna make a deposit first?

:evilgrin:

RL

[swimboy]

35. Oh, I got your deposit right here.

Oh, yeah.

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

43. ...

:rofl:

Bring it to the night deposit box...

:9

RL

[MissMillie]

36. It's very pretty.... does it figure out sales tax for you?

:thumbsup:

[RetroLounge]

40. Yes. I programmed in the Wisconsin Tax Tables

last night...

RL

[philosophie_en_rose]

38. Do you take third party out of state post dated checks?

:bounce:

[RetroLounge]

41. of course I do...

:hi:

RL

[malta blue]

42. Do you have change for $100?

;-)

[RetroLounge]

45. Sure do...

Would you like five 10's or three 20's?

:shrug:

RL

[malta blue]

47. LOL

:rofl:

Have fun with that!

[Dinger]

49. If I Come To Your Store This Weekend, How Will You Know It's Me?

My neice is graduating. She lives in Bayview, near her mom (my sis).

[RetroLounge]

53. I won't, because I'm not open for business yet...

I'll be home doing my garage sale...

But I can meet you if you wanna stop by the store and browse a bit.

I can PM you my cell if you want. I live close by...

RL

[joneschick]

50. Are you on a bus line?

(Scruffbunny is job hunting)

[RetroLounge]

54. I believe the closest stop is 3 blocks north of me.

at the corner of 68th and Bluemound.

:hi:

RL

[UrbScotty]

51. Do you know how to manage money?

If so, you are not a Republican.

[RetroLounge]

55. ...

:rofl:

RL

[sniffa]

52. is that what you got?

that Looks harder to Lift from. x(

is there a no-saLe key?

[RetroLounge]

56. password protected, plus a real key...

sorry...

also, did I mention the attack dog behind the counter?

:D

RL