Post something Monty Python-esque!

[Whoa_Nelly]

Here's mine

[gemdem]

1. Just need a giant foot

coming down to crush it all...

[RevCheesehead]

2. Oedi must be watching a game on the tee-vee.

Could someone photoshop this over, say, the White House?

[BurtWorm]

10. I'm tied up at the moment, love. I'm just putting some lard on the cat's boil.

:hi:

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. ROFLMAO!

Lovely!

[Danger Mouse]

3. I THINK...THAT IDEA...IS STUPID!!!!!!!1111

how'd those freepers get in here?

[begin_within]

4. Lemon curry?

[Decruiter]

5. This keeps me amused

[Critters2]

22. LOL!!!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

26. A Pillsbury Turd Blossom!!

:rofl:

[Louis C. Phurye]

6. This is Ken Clean-Air Systems,

Voice Over: For lunch Ken crouches down in the road and rubs gravel into his hair. (Pan down to roadside to reveal Ken just finishing rubbing gravel into his hair; he stands up and hops over a railing to a riverside where a bed stands) But lunch doesn't take long. Ken's soon up on his feet and back to bed. (Ken hops into the bed) And his trainer has to run the 49,000 miles from his two-bedroom, six-living-room tree-house in Kyoto to wake him up. (Trainer runs into shot, pauses by bedside and turns to camera. He has large plumber's bag.)

Trainer: Hello. When Ken is in a really deep sleep like this one, the only way to wake him up is to saw his head off.

[Critters2]

7. My brain hurts!! nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. I really can't think of anything -- I'm so distracted right now because

my hovercraft is full of eels.

[libnnc]

9. The. Larch.

...The. Larch.

[KitchenWitch]

12. Albatross!

[Blue-Jay]

13. Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!

Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[BurtWorm]

15. Cool it, fuhrer cat!

Hahaha! Ze fun ve haff!

[Blue-Jay]

16. HAHAHAHA!....ack.

[Whoa_Nelly]

14. Lumberjack!

Everybody Sing Along! Just follow the bouncing dog!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7fXBhmL9e0

[trogdor]

34. I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK.

I sleep all night and I work all day.

[Common Sense Party]

17. I'd Like to have an argument, please.

The Argument Clinic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL9oA1LFoMw

[FredScuttle]

18. With a melon?

eom

[Mendocino]

19. What's on the telly?

Looks like a penguin.

[HEyHEY]

20. No, this is too silly

[Ryano42]

21. Lovely Spam...

ahhh wonderful SPAAAAAMMMMMM....

[BarenakedLady]

29. I DON't LIKE SPAM!!

[Ryano42]

23. Hello...I would like to buy some cheese

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. That's cute!

[Whoa_Nelly]

25. Fudge Cows!

YUM!

[Yog Sothoth]

27. A Møøse once bit my sister ...

[PassingFair]

35. He robs from the poor, and gives to the rich......

!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. I've never seen supine lupine.

Have you?

[PassingFair]

37. Quit stalling...

Give me all your lupines!


Interestingly enough, there is a Democratic Congressman from Kansas
named: Dennis Moore!
http://www.moore.house.gov/
http://www.moore.house.gov/showimage.asp?image_ID=269

[GoddessOfGuinness]

38. No! Anything but that!

[HughBeaumont]

28. And now for something completely different . . . a man with three buttocks.

[Call Me Wesley]

30. PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST ON BEHALF OF THE NORWEGIAN PARTY

Norwegian Ik tvika nasai...
SUBTITLE: 'GOOD EVENING'
Norwegian ...Stivianka sobjiord ki niyanska ik takka Norge weginda zokiy yniet...
SUBTITLE: 'YOU MAY THINK IT STRANGE THAT WE SHOULD BE ASKING YOU TO VOTE NORWEGIAN AT THE NEXT ELECTION'
Norwegian ...Ik vietta nogiunda sti jibiora...
SUBTITLE: 'BUT CONSIDER THE ADVANTAGES'
Norwegian In Norge we hatta svinska offikiose buinni a gogik in Europa.
SUBTITLE: 'IN NORWAY, WE HAVE ONE OF THE HIGHEST PER CAPPA INCOME RATES IN EUROPE'
Norwegian Sti glikka in Norge tijik dinstianna gikloosi stijioska kary.
SUBTITLE: 'WE HAVE AN INDUSTRIAL RE-INVESTMENT RATE OF 14%'
Norwegian E in Norge we hatta siddinkarvo dikinik chaila osto tykka hennakska.
SUBTITLE: 'AND GIRLS WITH MASSIVE KNOCKERS!'
Norwegian Gikkiaski ungurden kola bijiusti stonosse.
SUBTITLE: 'HONESTLY, THEY'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU'
Norwegian Hijiasgo biunderten ki yikilpa stivvora niski ofidae.
SUBTITLE: 'THEY'LL GO THROUGH THE CARD'
Norwegian E stavaskija, E stonioska.
SUBTITLE: 'YOU NAME IT, THEY KNOW IT'
Norwegian Stingik oloshoyert okka in Trondheim khi oyplitz...
SUBTITLE: 'BUT THERE'S ONE IN TRONDHEIM WHO CAN PUT HER ...'

Highlights of that broadcast will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minister of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr and Mrs Ford, whose name sounds like Fiord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo ...

[kwassa]

31. I'd like to have an argument, please.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y05EmK66Gsk

[kwassa]

32. Minister of Silly Walks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w&mode=related&search=

[kwassa]

33. The Spam sketch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ7YedEopp4&mode=related&search=