Mick Jagger, Embarrassed By His Small Penis, Tried To Enlarge It By Having Bees Sting It

[matcom]

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Los Angeles - Mick Jagger reportedly tried to enlarge his penis by letting bees sting it.

The Rolling Stones frontman, whose “small penis” was mocked by a former lover, covered his manhood in bees in the hope that their stings would cause it to swell.

Film director Julien Temple, revealed how the ageing rocker attempted to use the ancient Amazonian marriage ritual while filming scenes for 1982 movie ‘Fitzcarraldo’.

Julien, 53, told Radio 4’s ‘Film Programme’: “It involved putting bamboo over the male member and filling it with stinger bees so the member attained the size of the bamboo.

“Mick spent months in the jungle in Peru. He was going mad out there I think.”

British director Julien was with The Rolling Stones in Mexico making their ‘Undercover of the Night’ video.

Former US supermodel Janice Dickinson, 52, humiliated Mick when she told TV chat show host Jonathan Ross “Mick has a very small penis”.

http://www.eontarionow.com/entertainment/2007/05/22/the-mick-jagger-bee-sting-incident/

[CBGLuthier]

1. Actually, if Janice Dickenson is telling this story

Then I don't think it's so much a small penis as it's a large vagina.

From everything I have seen of her, Janice Dickenson is a horrid person.

[Reverend_Smitty]

12. I saw that episode of Friday Night with Jonathan Ross online...

and if Janice Dickenson wasn't high on something that night, then I don't know how a high person acts...she was friggen crazy!

[Iris]

17. bingo! n/t

[SKKY]

23. Yea, I'm sure Mick has a small "organ", but that's a huge freakin...

...cathedral he was playing in.

[kwassa]

2. File this under "Sour Grapes"

Let us diminish those that have been far more successful than us .....

[Darth_Kitten]

25. Oh, this story is almost too unique to be made up.......

LOL

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. If that's actually true, I just have one thing to say.

Ow. :yoiks:

[Deep13]

4. "He was going mad out there I think."

Do yah think?

[TrogL]

5. Been there, done that

Actually it was wasp stings resulting from clearing brush at a nudist resort.

Hurt like hell but everybody wanted to kiss it better.

(I am so getting in trouble over this one)

[kwassa]

6. likely story!

[Deja Q]

22. More like "Bee there, stung that".

:hide:

[DS1]

7. Huge Vagina?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w

[Crap_in_a_Hat]

8. "Goddammit, Keith.

Snorting your dad? What the fuck? Now I have to come up with something more bizarre and depraved than that! You have REALLY inconvenienced me here, I want you to know that."

[SarahB]

9. Why can't he just buy a large SUV like most of those guys do?

:shrug:

[montanto]

10. So,

is it in?

[aljones]

11. OMG

:rofl:

[sarge43]

13. Wouldn't an armadillo in his trousers

have been far less painful?

[guitar man]

14. does that work??

wouldn't you know it,now all the damn bees are disappearing :(

[bleedingheart]

15. Now we know why all the bees are dying...they got VD from Mick

who probably contracted it from Janice...

[hippiechick]

26. LMAO!!!

:rofl: :applause:

[LynneSin]

16. And then afterwards he and Keith Richards sniffed the ashes of a loved one mixed with cocaine

:eyes:

[edbermac]

18. Forget his penis, what about his FACE?

I will NEVER understand what women saw in Mick; even on his best day he was no matinee idol. Ringo is better looking than him.

[Downtown Hound]

19. So that's why he can't get no satisfaction

Who Knew?

[Deja Q]

20. Wait a minute.

He's old and shriveled. He got plenty of use out of his puny plantain decades ago.

I'm amazed smoking all that weed didn't have the thing falling off. *plop*

Indeed, it's not the size but if you use it. I mean, how you use it. Mick used it more than my car's 4 cylinders do their hot piston action... Which proves one doesn't need to be well endowed. Just signing about it while smoking mind altering substances will get you there instead.

Mick should be happy he has talent and the ability to attract people.

[Initech]

21. So is Mick trying to top Keith by doing the craziest non-existent stunt possible?

[Darth_Kitten]

24. ROFL!!!

:rofl:

Poor Mick.

Imagine Mick, just sitting in the jungle, being very lonely. :hug:

(snort)

[Deja Q]

27. What's he snorting?

:yoiks:

[Darth_Kitten]

28. that's me, I sometimes snort when I laugh.......

:)