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firefox_fan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 04:50 PM
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Proof that god exists. Right here.
Edited on Tue May-22-07 04:50 PM by firefox_fan


At least, creationists would say so. Discuss..
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 06:22 PM
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1. We've been bludgeoning god for his fur.
For this we shall all be smitten.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 06:25 PM
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2. Sorta looks like proof that baby harp seals exist to me.
Argument from :loveya: Awwwwwwwww! :loveya: isn't even convincing enough to be called fallacious.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 06:39 PM
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5. Or photos of 'em, anyway
:P

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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 06:30 PM
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3. I'm missing the proof part....
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 06:55 PM
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6. Didn't you learn anything from Kirk Cameron and his british friend?
Creation (in this case, the seal) is proof that a creator exists because...well...it just is.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 06:33 PM
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4. I think proof that he doesn't would include scenes of seals being clubbed by Canadians.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 06:57 PM
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7. Hockey practice
:shrug:
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firefox_fan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:37 PM
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16. Warning! Graphic and disgusting image of seal clubbing..
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:39 PM
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17. SWEET JESUS NOOOOOOOOOOO
:puke:
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firefox_fan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:41 PM
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18. Sorry... Perhaps proof that Evil exists. Dunno.
Edited on Tue May-22-07 08:42 PM by firefox_fan
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:43 PM
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19. I guess polar bears are evil, then...
and Global Warming is God's just punishment visited upon the wicked polar bear...
or something. :D
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 07:10 PM
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8. Cuteness is proof of the existence of God?
Edited on Tue May-22-07 07:11 PM by Kutjara
Then, by analogy, I would suggest that ugliness is proof of His nonexistence. Humans tend to regard as cute those animals that most resemble the qualities possessed by human infants (big eyes, helplessness, comparatively large heads, soft skin). We regard as ugly those things that exhibit few of those qualities. Few people regard bacteria, insects, arthropods or reptiles as cute.

Since bacteria and insects and other "creepie-crawlies" outnumber cute mammals by several orders of magnitude, their mere existence clearly argues for the nonexistence of a Supreme Being, using the "cute=God" principle.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 07:28 PM
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9. God looks delicious!
:9
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 07:30 PM
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10. Those creepy black soulless eyes are the epitome of evil...
I see no proof of god here. :)
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 07:32 PM
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11. Yep. Looks like intelligent design to me ...
:rofl:

:hi:
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cobalt1999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 07:56 PM
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12. it only proves that god has a cruel sense of humor
Giving baby seals that nice white coat of fur and being all knowing, he knew they'd just be clubbed to death for it. What a mean son of a bitch.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 07:57 PM
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13. Give it to me - I want to breastfeed it.
Make way for The Seal Pup!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:02 PM
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14. proof he doesn't
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:50 PM
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20. or, keeping with the thread theme (warning)
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-22-07 08:04 PM
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15. I thought the real proof
had something to do with peanut butter and bananas.

:shrug:
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