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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 05:37 PM Original message |
Who wants turkey? |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
1. Nominated. |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 06:18 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. It do sorta drive one to your way of thinkin', that's fo' sho' |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
2. Ewwww |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 06:20 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. It was NO. GOOD. |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
3. Heat makes all the difference in putrefaction. |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 06:22 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. I'm just glad I live in the vast frozen tundra that is WI |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 06:21 PM Response to Original message |
6. So you're giving away Hedges? |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 06:32 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. I could get rid of a herpes-ridden outhouse easier |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 07:00 PM Response to Reply #10 |
15. Like an army of 300 Spartan Ants, Hedges' Herpes could carry the outhouse |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 07:03 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. The difference being...? |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
8. omg, can you just throw away the inside of the car? |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 06:34 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. Actually and amazingly, it's pretty well gone already |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 10:28 PM Response to Reply #8 |
29. Reply to your edit |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 10:37 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. really? well i almost peed myself reading that article after i snarfed the coffee |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
9. Just trim off the bad edges and heat it up in the microwave. |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 06:35 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Just rub some dirt on it..it'll be a'ight |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
11. So what did it look like? |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 06:35 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. It was a turkey breast, not hedges' heart |
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sundog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 08:37 PM Response to Original message |
17. that's some funny shit |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 08:42 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. :o |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
18. Are you sure it's a turkey? |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 08:44 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. Well, I'm still harrassed by several furry (and not so furry) things |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 09:07 PM Response to Original message |
21. My crazy boss once carried a watermelon in the back of his truck for two weeks |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 10:13 PM Response to Reply #21 |
25. ... |
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greatauntoftriplets (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
22. I always want a good turkey dinner, with lots of stuffing and gravy. |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 10:14 PM Response to Reply #22 |
26. It was horrible, but low-key horrible |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 09:25 PM Response to Original message |
23. OMG, that's nasty! Great story, though. |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 10:16 PM Response to Reply #23 |
27. You would have had the good sense to burn sage or something |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 10:58 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. Mmmmm...sage is always a good cleanser, 'tis true |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 09:39 PM Response to Original message |
24. Are you casting asparagus on the quality of Louisiana turkey? |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-22-07 10:17 PM Response to Reply #24 |
28. Actually, I was speaking of the weather |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-23-07 07:33 AM Response to Reply #24 |
32. Turducken is my MySpace friend. |
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