List of people/ entities who are trying to ruin my life:

[LaraMN]

1. HBO
2. Republicans
3. Local meteorologist/bigfatliar
4. People who make short pants
5. The author of Jack's book "Barnyard Boogie" (has to be read 3000+ times a day)
6. People who are tanner than me (most people)
7. The manufacturer of Triscuits (I cut the roof of my mouth on a Triscuit)
8. Miniblinds
9. The company that makes Jell-o in every flavor but the right one: blueberry/mango.
10. Bob Saget
11. The people on the t.v guide channel from American Idol.
12. The neighbor with the "rat problem."
13. Rabbits
14. The casts of both "Full House" and "Family Matters."
15. I'm going to have to stop at fifteen; I'm getting upset.


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