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Fri Jan-16-04 09:50 PM
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If Shrub were a shrub, what kinda shrub would Shrub be? |
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I'm thinking he would be some sort of shrub that can survive only with extraordinary amounts of maintenance and special soil. Like, if you didn't water it for one day, it would get all crispy and lose all its leaves.
I think it would have lots of hidden thorns beneath the rather dull foliage, with abundant blooms of seemingly scentless and almost invisible red flowers. However, the blossoms would release their scent only at night, as they would be pollinated by shit-eating flies.
I would call this shrub Ignoramus assimus 'Bunnypants'
what about you, what kinda shrub do you think Shrub is?
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Fri Jan-16-04 09:52 PM
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1. A thistle. All thorns, no fruit. |
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I think that's what it's called anyway.
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Fri Jan-16-04 09:52 PM
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2. Something ugly and thorny with no value whatsoever. |
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Fri Jan-16-04 09:58 PM
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3. the kinda shrub that would say "hey bub" |
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Edited on Fri Jan-16-04 10:00 PM by GURUving
stop it, you're scarin' me
edit forgot: with yer pee
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Fri Jan-16-04 10:01 PM
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6. What is it that frightens you about our little specimen? |
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The thorns or the shit-eating fly pollinators?
LOL! Just saw your edit!
Is that a song?
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Fri Jan-16-04 10:00 PM
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Fri Jan-16-04 10:03 PM
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7. Yeah, I think we'll still be scratchin the irritation for years and years |
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Fri Jan-16-04 10:01 PM
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because it just goes wherever the wind blows.
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Fri Jan-16-04 10:04 PM
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8. Laburnum. The pods are poisonous, often fatal. |
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And BFEE is nothing but toxic waste as it is.
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Fri Jan-16-04 10:07 PM
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10. yes, it may look good, but it's deadly, especially in the wrong hands. |
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And believe me, this shrub is in the WRONG hands
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Fri Jan-16-04 10:05 PM
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9. Cheap and easy to propagate. Referred to as a "fast grower" |
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by irreputable catalogs.
This means that it takes over your garden and smothers everything of value, leaving a biologically barren monoculture. No more butterflies, no more little cute birds, no more hedgehogs.
I think even Oscar would hate this shrub, and might even hurt his fur on it.
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Fri Jan-16-04 10:08 PM
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Fri Jan-16-04 10:16 PM
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13. that's easy , a dingleberry |
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complete with limbaugh warts
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Sat Jan-17-04 02:53 PM
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Fri Jan-16-04 10:53 PM
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14. A small, thorny, really insignificant growth. |
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The kind that even the EPA (back when we really had one) would say, "Ah, fuck it. Let this one become extinct."
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Fri Jan-16-04 11:25 PM
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Thrives in fetid mucky soil and smells like its name.
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Sat Jan-17-04 02:52 PM
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16. OMG, what is that pic? Is that Oscar?! nt |
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Sat Jan-17-04 10:33 PM
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23. A parastical mistletoe that sucks the life out of the living |
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Sat Jan-17-04 02:58 PM
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18. definitely pyracantha |
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Quite thorny, with inedible berries. Can look attractive from far away when groomed well, yet twisted and ugly when you look under the leaves. Highly vulnerable to FIRE BLIGHT - Democrats will be inducing that this year!
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Sat Jan-17-04 09:10 PM
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19. AND I'm allergic to it! Just like Shrubbie! nt |
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Sat Jan-17-04 10:06 PM
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20. Yeah, he'd be some hothouse type like a smelly tropical plant |
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that only blooms once in awhile, but stinks like hell, yet you have to make sure his temperature, humidity, soil and plant food is just so.
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Sat Jan-17-04 10:11 PM
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21. The kind my dog pisses on |
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Mon Jan-19-04 03:33 AM
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but he probably would be poisonous also!
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Mon Jan-19-04 03:45 AM
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27. Kudzu, or some other weed. |
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Mon Jan-19-04 04:35 AM
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28. What is that horrible shrub that crawls the side of your house? |
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When you try to kill it the thing won't die and it keep growing and covering your house.
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