Lionesspriyanka Depreciation Thread:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

Depreciation has occurred due to "physical depreciation, obsolescence or changes in the demand for the services"

Sigh!

[fizzgig]

1. pfffft

:hug:

what's going on hun?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. tired. bad copycatting of jasonc 's thread.

[AllegroRondo]

2. she's just not worth as much these days

darn inflation.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. exactly, also deterioration due to age/

sigh

[AllegroRondo]

9. is that depreciation deductible as a business expense?

:P

[MissMillie]

3. I valued her so much more last week

:silly:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. i know. she was so much cooler last week.

[AlCzervik]

7. she'll be an excellent write down on my taxes over the next 4 years.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. yeah she would at the rate she is depreciating.

:(

[swag]

10. Somebody creased one of her sleek fenders in the parking garage.

'tis a pity.

[Crabby Appleton]

11. I beleive this qualifies for

Accelerated Depreciation

[ThomCat]

12. I want to post something funny in response to this.

But my sense of humor is a bit dulled today. :(

I hope this thread is just a cool copycat thread, and not a sign that you're not feeling well. :hug:

[Writer]

13. Over what period of time are you amortizing yourself?

And at what rate per annum?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. in the year 2008, i will be of $0 value.

[slj0101]

15. At least your copycat didn't die a cold, lonely death.

:D

:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. i suppose.

:(

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Already??

I just drove her off the lot a minute ago. I didn't even get her home yet.

:wtf:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. lemon~!

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. There are 'lemon laws,' y'know

Somebody's gonna pay!

[baldguy]

26. That's why you should only pick her up after she's been used 2 or 3 yrs

You let the original owner pay for most of the depreciation & she'll still have plenty of good mileage left.

[tigereye]

19. c'mon you're young, attractive, smart and progressive

what more do you need!

:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

22. sleep?

[tigereye]

25. good point.

and love.


I can function on a lot less sleep since I became a parent....

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. Changes in supply, actually.

Lesbians. :eyes: :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. straight boy

:eyes:

:P

:hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

24. Switch teams, dammit!

:P :hug:

[KamaAina]

27. At this rate, the loonie will soon be at parity with lionesspriyanka.

There are also rumors that Hugo Chavez may start trading Venezuelan oil in euros rather than lionesspriyanka. The effect on the global economy could be devastating!

[jpgray]

28. Don't pay attention to the diseconomies of a scale.

[ContraBass Black]

29. Now, the price is right for me to buy!

[NewJeffCT]

30. How did you calculation your depreciation?

straight line?
declining balance?

And, how do you depreciate something priceless?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

31. aww thank you.

[Deep13]

32. Surely rarity and excellent condition keeps the value stabil.

One would think. After all, there is only one known example.

[Danger Mouse]

33. what's the mileage?

:P

[Deep13]

35. Holy shit! Even I wouldn't ask something like that!

[Danger Mouse]

36. Well, you need to compare age to mileage.

:P

[Deep13]

37. Yeah, let's go with that.

wow

[ForrestGump]

34. I'm waiting for it

to bottom out.

Then I'll make my move... :D


:loveya:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

38. its bottomed out.

[ForrestGump]

40. Time to buy short and go long

I have no idea what that means -- I think I got it from watching Trading Places -- but it sounds kinda rude. :D

[datasuspect]

39. deferred maintenance issues and negative net absorption

has caused a delisting from A class poster space to class C in the midtown market for Q2 2007.