I just got hit in the face with a smoke detector.

[LaraMN]

I was trying to pry it off the wall, and the cover flew off and hit me in. the. face.
In the mouth, to be specific.

On the plus side, I think I'm going to have a slightly puffy lip. Cheaper than collagen!

I'm so good at being so dumb. I think I need a badge.

:P :
crazy:

[commander bunnypants]

1. only you

CB

Istubbed my toe and bled everywere


CB

[LaraMN]

2. I got scratched by some rust on my minivan.

Your turn...

[commander bunnypants]

13. fell ovet the cat

busted some ribs

CB

[krispos42]

3. smoke detectors can be agressive when cornered

it's better to just shoo them out the back door with a broom

[LaraMN]

4. It's okay. I exacted my revenge.

I chucked it across the room and it cracked.
See if that bastard messes with me again!

[Debi]

5. I'm wearing a skirt today

and I whacked my ankle with my son's wheelchair (well, the footplate anyway) and then scratched my leg with the car door. It looks like a meany kicked me in the leg a couple of times (which I intend to let folks believe unless Mr. Debi is extra-special sweet to me today :P)

Hope your lip feels better :hi:

[LaraMN]

6. Lol! The aesthetic appeal of my legs is always tainted by bruises.

pale + clumsy = bad

[MissMillie]

7. Gee, mine just makes an obnoxious noise

I'd say yours is probably more effective at alerting you to danger.

[LaraMN]

9. *snort!*

I might benefit from an alarm clock that operated thusly.

[underpants]

8. Ours just beeps

but I think it is an older model :shrug:

[MissMillie]

10. gmta

:thumbsup:

[kay1864]

11. I was so certain the next sentence was going to be

"JackMN has got to go."


Sorry about your lip. Ow.

[LaraMN]

12. Lol!

He's been a terror this afternoon, but the injury was self-inflicted!
:D

[billyskank]

14. Hey sis.

:hi:

Did I tell you about the time I opened a door into my head at work? :D

[skygazer]

15. I think DU needs a Klutz Group

I'd be proud to be a member. I once used a restroom at a small store and the light didn't work in it. So I peed in the dark and when I leaned over to grab my pants, I bashed my forehead on the sink and blacked both my eyes.

Of course, everyone thought my boyfriend did it. Everyone who didn't know me, that is. :P