Pirate vs. Taoist monk smiley competition

[underpants]

P-) A Pirate.
O|-) Taoist monk.



#-) Oh, what a night!
(-: User is left handed.
8-) User is wearing sunglasses.
8-O Omigod!!
:-" Whistling smiley.
<:> User is a robot.
+-:- ) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.
)O - ) Scuba smiley.

:- )~ User drools.
:= Beaver smiley.
<|-) User is Chinese.
<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes.
<|||:|||) Smiley lives in a multi-story apartment building.
=|:- )= Uncle Sam/Abe Loncoln.
@= User is pro-nuclear war.
8:] Gorilla.
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
X<:- ) Little kid with a propeller beanie.

http://piology.org/smiley.txt