Nobody ever makes me their crush...nobody posts they want to hear my voice

[Whoa_Nelly]

:cry:

[some guy]

1. it's cuz you like Paul

:P

( wanna share a bowl of worms? I'm nobody's crush either... AFAIK )

:hi:

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. Hey, some guy!

God to see you!

Wanna crush together?

[some guy]

5. okay!

I understand ou have a very sexy southern accent *swoon*



I, on the other hand, have a whiskey-and-cigarettes damaged voice. :)

[Whoa_Nelly]

6. Why..indeed I do re: southern

kind of hard to get rid of one's roots...and I do so love ....talking..... ;)

(...and who told you about my accent??? :P )

[some guy]

10. who indeed

Ptah, since he's the only other poster on this thread... :D

He said drawl, I always assume that to be southern.

Hey - you made Oedi's thread list!

:bounce: YAY You! :bounce:

[Whoa_Nelly]

15. OR and I go aways back

and Ptah is one of my dearhearts :)

[Ptah]

2. Let me tell all y'all, Whoa_Nelly's voice is worth an eighteen hour train ride.

The comfort I get from her drawl is worth a bunch.

And her hospitality is above reproach.

Her voice gives me hiccups

[Whoa_Nelly]

4. Ptah!

Call me! I may or may not be in Tucson in about three weeks...depends on what happens in OKC re: best friend from jr.high..kind of a big thing...then again, may make her travel to Tucson with me...she may need the surreal break ;)

(No...NOT Madeline....)

[SPKrazy]

7. I dunno, you be awfully cute!

:hi:

:*

[Whoa_Nelly]

8. I bet you don't have my phone number anymore

then, again.... :shrug:

[SPKrazy]

9. actually i do

in fact i just retrieved it and emailed it to myself :P

it was in my PM box which is about as cluttered as my mind is. :)

:shrug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

13. ClutterMind!

;)

Call some time...am around...and cell number is on home message

[SPKrazy]

14. will do!

gonna hit the sack right now!

gotta be up in oh crap, i don't wanna think about that :P

good nite

:hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Join the club

It's on accounta they've all got preconceived notions about guys my age who wear hats drive El Caminos are committed to Monty Python and love baseball.

:cry:

[Whoa_Nelly]

12. Monty Python/Baseball

It's all good! :hug:

[Ariana Celeste]

20. .

I'd talk to ya :)

[Whoa_Nelly]

43. Check your MySpace

;)

[WCGreen]

16. That's a face a fella could fall into....

[Whoa_Nelly]

40. WC!

Hey, babycakes!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. My dear Whoa_Nelly!

Sweetie...

I can't say those things......

Cause you're already my crush!

And I love your voice!

Sooo glad I saw this.....

We're just getting ready to leave London for New York...

But I still have some time here.....

You know I love ya!


:loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[Whoa_Nelly]

42. Peggy Dearheart!

Your few pics already posted during your journey are WONDERFUL!!!

When I read your posts, I hear your voice, see your face. :loveya: :hug: :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

18. Thats because you have me on ignore

:mad: and say harsh things :hide: :sarcasm:

[Whoa_Nelly]

41. You on ignore?

Am so glad you and I have such a precious and close friendship that I can say harsh things about your un-Knightly horse :P

and...... for you :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[SeattleGirl]

19. But, but Nelly, I have a crush on you!

And someday soon, I WILL hear your voice! :loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[Whoa_Nelly]

44. SG!

I ADORE you! :loveya: :hi: :pals: :hug:

[Ariana Celeste]

21. me either :(

i think it's cuz I haven't hit 5000 posts yet :( :cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Yeah, that's it

I can't be seen with slackers like you. :P

[Ariana Celeste]

50. :cry:

:7

Just don't spit in my drink.

[Whoa_Nelly]

29. Ariana Celeste!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :toast:

You are always awesome here on DU!

[Ariana Celeste]

49. awwwww ty

:loveya: :hug: :loveya:

you're pretty damned cool yourself, yanno :7

[hfojvt]

23. "If you're still within the sound of my voice

I just want you to know
you were always my only choice
and wherever you go
that I still love you so
if you're still within the sound of my voice
I am calling like the echo
of a passing train that cries
one more time
before it fades into the distant hills
and dies." Glen Campbell

"The Voice of God? Big deal! Where's the rest of him?" Jay

[Whoa_Nelly]

35. hfojvt!

Thank you for those lines! :hug: :loveya: :hi:

Is that Walt Whitman for your avatar?

[hfojvt]

45. it is the ultimate liberal

Karl Marx. Did he really say this? I wonder if I read it somewhere, because it is quite similar to a joke I have told.

"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/k/karl_marx.html

"The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs."

Some of those quotes seem like paraphrases though, like this one

"The worker of the world has nothing to lose, but their chains, workers of the world unite."

Which I remember more like this (which is also on that site)

"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains."

Walt Whitman's birthday is next week.

"Have you learned the lessons only of those who admired you, and were tender with you, and stood aside for you? Have you not learned great lessons from those who braced themselves against you, and disputed passage with you?" Walt Whitman

"And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud." Walt Whitman

I like that last one. He said 'furlong' heh heh.

[Whoa_Nelly]

46. Better a furlong than a long without fur

Did I just say that? :blush: :rofl:

[Tyler Durden]

24. GOOD GRIEF, another raving cutie.

LORD, where were you all when I was 25? At 54 and happily married, Stalking you would be two steps more inappropriate!

Hey, even aging lechers have to make a living and occasionally do some work. We ruin too many keyboards when we spend all our time drooling.

[Tyler Durden]

25. That's right...leave the old guy feeling like some "BOZO"...

How many have gotten the name segue, one wonders?

[Whoa_Nelly]

28. Woke up, went back to this post, and...

You made me :blush:

Thanks for starting my day with a happy smile! :hi:

[Tyler Durden]

52. Don't tell NewWaveChick...

If she thinks I'm going through the Male Midlife Crisis and chasing the hot young ones she'll never speak to me again.

Not that she's still not my MAIN DU CRUSH-O-MATIC. Yowsa.

You still pretty damned cute, kid.

[Whoa_Nelly]

53. Me? A hot young one???

:rofl:

Am 53, and lovin' it!


But, I'll take being called a hot young one anytime, at any moment of the day or night. ;)

[Tyler Durden]

56. NICE picture. Especially the EYES. I'm a sucker for eyes.

I guess that "men age better than women" doesn't apply to liberals!

If Deb ever dumps me, can I look you up?:evilgrin:

BAD TYLER! :spank::spank::spank: BAD TYLER!

[Whoa_Nelly]

59. You naughty, naughty man!

Why do I always attract the bad boys??? :rofl:


To distract you, here is a surreal photoshop I did...

[Tyler Durden]

62. Neat, but no cigar. I keep going back to the eyes.

Who were you melting with those eyes when the picture got taken?

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/wickedcoolstuff_1952_3952060


No one's called me naughty in YEARS.

[Whoa_Nelly]

63. Wrong side of the family

I belong to this part of the clan :evilgrin:

[Tyler Durden]

64. I was the one melting, deary.

With eyes like that, Superman can stuff his heat vision.

I'm a puddle on the floor.

[BarenakedLady]

26. I personally

Think you are awesome and gorgeous (oh my!).

:hug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

30. BNL!

Right back at'cha! :hi: :loveya: :hug:

[crim son]

27. I TOTALLY have a crush on you

and the only reason I didn't say I wanted to hear your voice is because I already know it and love it. :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

32. You are such a dear friend, crim!

and you know it! :hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[datasuspect]

31. if only you like slayer

i would say that you are the perfect woman

[Whoa_Nelly]

33. Post a vid of slayer

'cause I have never listened to them...or maybe I have and just don't know it! :yoiks:

Am always open to new music! :hi: :hug:

[datasuspect]

34. an iconic demonstration of the satanic metal idiom in modern rock music

"altar of sacrifice"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ER5PsmWZEW4

[Whoa_Nelly]

36. Gotta say

I HAVE listened to Slayer before...ex-BF from 6 years ago played them!
(maybe that's why I blocked on the group name :hide: )

Also....that song makes me think that somewhere in Hell, Falwell is having to listen to and live it ad nauseum. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :evilgrin:

Thanks for posting the vid. Heavier Heavy Metal than I usually listen to, but I love the lead guitar work! ;)

[datasuspect]

38. i like them for their historical value

brings back memories of my teen years.

[Deep13]

37. Me neither. At least you don't look like Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

Without the glasses. Perhaps we can commiserate together.

Oh well.:-(

[Whoa_Nelly]

39. Deep13!

It should never be based on just looks for someone to have a DU crush! :hug: :loveya: :pals:

Sending some love your way!

[gizmonic]

48. Dude, you totally don't look like Peter Griffin...

you don't have balls on your chin! :wow:

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

47. Ah, I crush on you secretly

and I hear your voice in my head every day.

It's just that I am really really shy...No really, I am. Really.

:D

RL

[Whoa_Nelly]

55. And you have been in my dreams...

and I lust after your cash register and wish to explore your long shelving in depth ;)

[lizziegrace]

51. Hey ya sweetie!!

You've got a terrific voice. And you're one of my first choices to take a road trip with. You know how to keep life interesting.

:hug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

54. Road Trip! Rock On, lizzie!

Or just get your butt out here for a visit, and we'll drive over to the coast for some fun. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals:

[lizziegrace]

85. Now I have a car that'll make the trip

:)

[JVS]

57. My love for you is like a truck!

[Whoa_Nelly]

60. A truck? really?

What color? Does it have a CD player? Tinted Windows? Can we take it to the coast and make out in it? :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. I would make you my crush...

but I like boys. Sorry. :(




;) :rofl: :loveya:

[Whoa_Nelly]

61. I like boys, too

So maybe we can go out and hunt them together sometime...if you wanna ;)

[billyskank]

65. Well, Oeditpus Rex said he wanted to hear mine

Which was very nice, but I don't think he has a crush on me... ;)

[Whoa_Nelly]

69. billyskank!

:loveya:

Would love to hear your voice sometime, too! :pals: :hi: :hug:

[billyskank]

77. Sure thing

:hug:

[Maddy McCall]

66. You are beautiful!

:hi:

[Whoa_Nelly]

70. As are you, my Maddy!

:hi: :loveya: :pals: :hug:

[sakabatou]

67. Me neither!

WTH is up with that!

On a side note I DO have a girlfriend ^_^

[Whoa_Nelly]

71. Lucky you! re: having an SO

I haven't had an SO (am into the wicked opposite sex :P) for over 6 years! :yoiks:

But, am so glad to have made so many wonderful online, and some in person, friends here on DU!

You are always an awesome person here, sakabatou! :hi: :pals: :loveya:

on edit:
Here are the loves in my current life:

With son at his wedding 2000



My sweet grandbabies

[Tyler Durden]

68. OKAY, TIME FOR SOME TRUE AFFIRMATION HERE!!

Ain't she CUTE? DAMN!

[Whoa_Nelly]

72. You are so good for my ego!! xo

August 2006

[Tyler Durden]

86. I raise a Stella Artois to the beauteous belle with the firey hair...

And the killer eyes.

Deb and I look 50+. You look 40-. WHOOOOOAAAAA-Nelly!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

73. I would like to have a beer with you.

That's even better than having a crush on you or hearing your voice.

[Whoa_Nelly]

74. THAT is something we absolutely should do!

Are you in CA? :hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

78. I'm on the East Coast...

But if either of us finds our way to the opposite side of the country, we should celebrate with a brew or two! :toast:

[Whoa_Nelly]

80. Or anywhere in between!

:toast:

[u4ic]

75. I thought it was a given, sweetheart!

That everyone crushes on you! :loveya:




:hug: :hi:

[Whoa_Nelly]

81. GollyGeeWhillikers GoshDarn!

u4ic! :woohoo:

:bounce: :loveya: :hi: :toast: :hug: :pals: :bounce:

[graywarrior]

76. Puh-leaze. Dude, you know I am devoted.

[Whoa_Nelly]

82. Dude!

[graywarrior]

84. Dude!

The Dude abides

[Call Me Wesley]

79. What, you don't remember this:

[Whoa_Nelly]

83. CMW!

I DO remember that!

How cruel of me!

Please...cut in line and take your turn now! :spank:



CMW, You Rock! :loveya: :pals: :hi: :loveya: