CONFESS!!!! What is your Major Malfunction???

[LynneSin]

Mine - I get carsick pretty easily but I really hate to be the driver when I'm with my friends

[Guava Jelly]

1. Shit you tell me?

I got a bunch of them.

[DS1]

2. Go away.

and stop deep-linking pictures, it makes you look even more foolish

[LynneSin]

3. HEY - I fixed it

so there!

[Connonym]

4. I've got that malfunction too

I always get shotgun but even that's not enough to always prevent it. Generally speaking, I get the feeling of motion sick very easily -- on a swing, watching a movie with hand-held camera or on the Ultra screen.

[LynneSin]

6. manuel transmission - I hate being a passenger in those cars

I'm ready to toss cookies by the time I'm done. Also some of those small in size SUVs - they're so bumpy - ugh ugh ugh

[alfredo]

17. Stick shifts can be jerky if the driver is not mindful or experienced.

I can be as smooth as an automatic.

[taterguy]

5. I've never seen a Stanly Kubrick movie

I hear good things about him but I've never gotten around to watching any of his flicks.

[LynneSin]

7. Full Metal Jacket is his best

You can skip "Eyes Wide Shut" - only movie I ever walked out on

[kay1864]

8. Then that's your major malfunction!

:rofl:

Seriously, see Dr. Strangelove for starters. You'll love it, I promise.

[Drum]

12. lol

funny, kay1864!

taterguy...do check out Kubrik's films...they are all different and wonderful (IMHO)

:hi:

[ohiosmith]

9. Small kitchen appliances excite me.

[Drum]

10. procrastination, and very poor sense with $$

it's a bad combination :(

[lizziegrace]

14. I've got both those too

I can keep the accounts at work to the penny. I cannot do the same at home. :(

[LynneSin]

18. Same here

:cry:

[datasuspect]

11. i'm the type of guy who wouldn't have the common courtesy to give a reach around

plus i'm a disgusting fatbody.

[nickgutierrez]

13. My "major" malfunction?

You mean I can only pick one?

[realisticphish]

15. Overeating

it's getting better, but it's still a problem.

[lizziegrace]

16. Allergic to everything

except maple trees and feathers. :shrug:

I refuse to live in a bubble.

[BarenakedLady]

19. General laziness

Dislike of authority figures
Social anxiety
Depression
Seasonal Affective Disorder
General anxiety
Phone phobia

Oh and a strong resistence to labels. :silly:

Besides that I'm perfect.

O8)

[malta blue]

20. I am a major packrat!

I have so much stuff!!!:banghead: :banghead:

I am packing for the big move and I have 5 - yes 5 (!!!) sets of dishes.

Mr. MB is forcing me to get rid of everything we do not need - and no - I cannot sort it based on value because unfortunately I put a high value on all my crap!

Somebody help me :banghead:

On edit: apparently typing is another malfunction...:silly:

[smitty]

21. Blogging on a beautiful afternoon when I should be out enjoying

the weather and my garden. In fact, I'm going to do that now. goodbye.

[formerrepuke]

22. I'm hiding a jelly donut in my footlocker........n/t

[billyskank]

23. Weak bladder

and, kidneys that work about three times as fast as they ought to.

[deucemagnet]

24. I've been known to hit the snooze button for two hours.

[LostinVA]

25. Paying tolls on FEDERAL ROADS MY TAXES HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR

:cry:

[datasuspect]

28. federal interstate highway and u.s. highways fall under multiple

jurisidictions.

funding comes from federal/state/county/local sources.

they have to be maintained. concrete/asphalt all eventually wear out.

[underpants]

29. F******* R.M.A.

Who knew that those shanties in Oregon Hill would end up costing so much??

[LostinVA]

30. hehehehehhehe

[MissMillie]

26. I've shut myself off to love

unfortunately really, cause I don't have any desire to be alone, but yet I'm not willing to give anyone a chance.

[hunter]

27. No major malfunctions for me these days.

My meds are working.