Give me one good reason I shouldn't sell everything I own

[Ellen Forradalom]

and drive as far away from possible from my passive-aggressive butthead of a lawfully-wedded spouse/co-parent.

[datasuspect]

1. come pick me up on your way out

there's a bar in ciudad acuna with your name written all over it.

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. ALLLLL RIIIIIGHT

MEXICO HERE WE COME

[Connonym]

2. if you want to move to WI I'll be the Kate to your Allie

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. or Laverne to my Shirley

or Thelma to my Louise.

[RetroLounge]

5. Kids.

Only thing keeping me here now...

RL

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. You and me both, brother.

* High five *

Mighty cute kids they are too, I might add.

[DS1]

6. You'd be nekkid

No shoes, no shirt, no sale

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. No car, either

if I sold EVERYTHING.

[Rosemary2205]

11. A nekkid lady don't need a car.

Them truckers are mighty friendly to nekkid cuties. :)

[Nicole]

9. It cost too much to replace it all.

:hi:

[Ellen Forradalom]

10. Not with Craig's List

:-)