Woman Claims Her Sexually Harassed Cat Has Grown Wings

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Beijing - A Chinese woman claims her cat has grown wings.

A Chinese woman says her cat has wings.

Granny Feng's tom cat has sprouted two hairy 4ins long wings, reports the Huashang News.

"At first, they were just two bumps, but they started to grow quickly, and after a month there were two wings," she said.

Feng, of Xianyang city, Shaanxi province, says the wings, which contain bones, make her pet look like a 'cat angel'.

Her explanation is that the cat sprouted the wings after being sexually harassed.

"A month ago, many female cats in heat came to harass him, and then the wings started to grow," she said.

However, experts say the phenomenon is more likely down to a gene mutation, and say it shouldn't prevent the cat living a normal life. - ananova.com

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1179968573613W520

[Blue-Jay]

1. Did it drink Red Bull?

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Damn you, that was going to be my joke!

[Blue-Jay]

8. You gotta be quick when you're picking the low-hanging fruit.

[ohiosmith]

2. Elphaba! Leave that damn cat alone.

[MysticalChicken]

14. you get bonus points...

...for having read Wicked.

[ohiosmith]

17. Thank you.

[Connonym]

3. I found a picture online

I don't know, is that real?

[DS1]

4. Damn. That's gonna be some good eatin

Cat AND wings!

[underpants]

5. Granny Feng-DUer?

:shrug:

[Blue-Jay]

6. I can't think of anything scarier than flying cats.

Maybe flying sharks...

[DS1]

9. Flying Pit Bulls?

[Blue-Jay]

12. I'd be more afraid of giant flying pomeranians.

Those fuckers are nasty. Just imagine if they had wings and weighed 300 lbs.

[beevul]

19. They're pondering flight as we speak...

[Mrs.Matcom]

18. Flying Pugs!!

Now that would be scary!!! :D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. It wouldn't be so bad until

they had to poop.

[DS1]

13. Yes, but orders for my new line of cat-box hats would be off the charts

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. My older son had a series of books called "Catwings"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. Melamine in the chicken gluten.

[Initech]

16. Fuck Limbaugh, THESE are the kind of people that need their own radio show!

:rofl:

:popcorn:

[Critters2]

20. There've been other reports of winged cats...

http://www.messybeast.com/winged-cats.htm

[Moochy]

21. Is that the same grandma with the horn on her head?

She's the mutant version of tweety & sylvester's owner!!