Agent Mike? Man accused of lewd activity an FBI special agent.

[Ptah]

UA police: Man accused of lewd activity an FBI special agent


A man identified by UA police as an FBI special agent is accused of masturbating in a
women's restroom at the Student Union, an official said.

Ryan Seese, 33, was cited on suspicion of public sexual indecency, criminal trespassing
and indecent exposure, said Sgt. Eugene Mejia, a University of Arizona Police Department spokesman.

According to Mejia, on May 3 a cleaning woman opened a bathroom stall to
clean it and saw a man masturbating.

She then told her supervisor who notified police, Mejia said.
When officers responded to take the woman’s report, Seese appeared and was
apprehended after a short foot chase to a nearby parking garage.

[Deja Q]

1. Oi! What's a woman doing in a man's pee palace?

:wow:

Just jivin', they have the authority to clean any rooms they see fit. Or, rather, unfit... They deserve more pay, janitors...

So the Agent's "special" mission... did she stumble on his secret plans for domain domination?

:yoiks:

[Nicole]

5. He was in the women's restroom. n/t

[Deja Q]

6. GAAAAAAAH!!!!!! Two things...

1. I apologize for not reading the O.P. properly.

2. Well, now we know his plans for domain domination...

[Nicole]

10. LOL

I think he needs a better plan. :P

[Connonym]

12. women do often clean men's bathrooms

My first job was a cleaning job and I often had to clean the men's bathrooms. I'd put a sign on the door that it was closed for cleaning and you would not believe how many men told me that *they* didn't care if I was in there. Most of them would use a stall but some would go right up to the urinal. I was literally an innocent 17 year old at that point -- they freaked me out.

[rug]

2. I hope he came clean.

[Fox Mulder]

3. ...

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

4. That means he had the cords cut at one point. So much for bugging anything...

:yoiks:

[Nicole]

7. Was he on the clock?

I don't want my tax dollars paying for that! :rofl:

[Deja Q]

8. Dunno. If he wasn't interrupted, he wouldn't have been late...

[Nicole]

11. Good point.

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

9. were you and matcom brothers in another life?

just wondering

:hi:

:hug:

[Ptah]

13. I have no idea. However I was reminded of the Pause Of Mr Claus:

"But that's not why I want to dedicate the song to the FBI. I
mean, the job that they have to do is a drag. I mean, they have
to follow people around, you know. That's part of their job.
Follow me around.

I'm out on the highway and I'm drivin' down the road and I
run out of gasoline. I pull over to the side of the road. They
gotta pull over too - make believe that they ran out, you
know.

I go to get some gasoline. They have to figure out whether
they should stick with the car or follow me. Suppose I don't
come back and they're stayin' with the car."

So I'm now imagining his story:

I was following this woman and she went into the restroom.
So I had to follow her, right?



:hi:

[wildhorses]

14. good ole arlo

with a twist ;)