Worst first lines for the singles bar

[Merrick]

So... either of your parents dead?

[Deja Q]

1. "I'm looking for a Mindy. My name's Mork."

Nanu-Nanu.

[NightWatcher]

2. bad line yes, but good to know (and a positive).

you show me a mute, orphan I'll be down on one knee before desert.

[Auggie]

3. Want to dance with a drunk?

A guy I knew used this in college.

[Merrick]

4. How about...

Did you make those maternity clothes yourself?

[My Good Babushka]

5. If you don't sleep with me

I'm going to kill myself. If you're a girl, you can use this. If you're a girl, you can pretty much say any damn thing you want. Doesn't matter.

[NewJeffCT]

12. welcome to DU

I think it depends on the girl, but you could be right.

[Poiuyt]

6. I once told a girl in a bar that I was a hunter of baby harp seals

It wasn't a good line

[Louis Cipher]

7. Want to go get some Chinese food and fuck?

What's wrong you don't like Chinese food?

[NewJeffCT]

11. I heard a variation on that before...

How about a pizza & blowjob, though.

[MsKandice01]

8. "I've always wanted to know what it's like...

To kiss a girl before I even knew her name...can I kiss you?"

"No!"

"Well then, what's your name?"

[dEMOK]

9. I Was Very Tired One night & Told a Woman that I was Known as...

...Mr. Fun.

She seemed to believe me.

I couldn't folow through & I never saw her again.

[datasuspect]

10. someone asked me what my name was

and i said "Joe, but all my friends call me Turbo."

[Guava Jelly]

13. You look like you could use a little _ick

And boy do i have a little _ick
For some reason it never works :shrug: :silly:

[Roon]

14. Nice legs!!

When do they open?

[DS1]

15. I sharted.

[bertha katzenengel]

16. Nice shirt. It would look better on my bedroom floor.

I love that one. I say it to Mrs. V. at least once a week. :evilgrin:

[BOSSHOG]

17. Buy me another beer you're still ugly

[Heidi]

18. Could we cut to the chase here? It's my night to

babysit watch the kids and they're out the car. My wife will be back from the Kingdom Hall at 9:30 p.m.

[Shine]

19. "I seem to have lost my phone number....can I have yours?"

:eyes:

[Forkboy]

20. "Hey there BigTits!"

Deliver with mouth open to receive free drink when she throws hers in your face.

[rug]

21. It's just a cold sore.

[northzax]

22. do you have any Irish in you?

want some?

and, of course, the all time classic: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

[Decruiter]

23. Me: "What's your sign?"

She: "Stop."