Can you help the FBI?

[intaglio]

ABC Blotter http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2007/05/fbi_on_the_look.html

FBI agents and veterans will be on the lookout this Memorial Day weekend for phony military heroes, a disquieting trend that officials say has grown substantially in the years of the war with Iraq.

Can you think of anybody who the FBI might be interested in?

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. I don't get this

If these guys do this for personal gain, that's fraud. But if they just like to dress up in soldier suits, what's the crime? :shrug:

[intaglio]

2. Some people like to pretend they are Vets

and devalue the real service personnel - some of them pretend because they like playing soldiers and make money at it

[BikeWriter]

4. It's against federal law to falsely wear the medals or rank..

[hfojvt]

5. but I was in Vietnam. Really.

I was Special Agent Orange. Yeah, that was me. Maybe you heard of me.

[BikeWriter]

6. Oh yes, I was at Agent Orange's home base,

[BikeWriter]

3. That asshole looks familiar...