Salad Dressing Semen Spawns Trouble

[Bucky]

Salad Dressing Semen Spawns Trouble



WHEATON, Ill. - A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school's cafeteria.

DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen also placed Marco Castro on two years probation Wednesday and ordered him to write a letter of apology to Wheaton North High School officials. Castro must complete his community service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients.

Sheen called the prank "beyond stupid." "If you prove to me you're worthy of another chance, in two years, then I will give it to you," Sheen said.

Castro pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct in connection with the Dec. 6 incident. He admitted taking a bottle of ranch salad dressing from the school cafeteria to the bathroom and ejaculating into it, and then returning it to the cafeteria where juniors and seniors eat lunch.

Students reported Castro, and the senior was expelled from Wheaton North. There were no reported cases of illness following the incident.

Castro told police he thought of the prank after watching a movie filled with crude stunts.

"I have no explanation for what I did," Castro said in court. "I felt bad after I did it."

Harry Smith, Castro's attorney, noted that the teen already had been punished, including missing the end of his senior year and humiliating himself and his family.

"It has not been without consequences," Smith said.

[LoZoccolo]

1. I heard about this cult which did something similar.

They ran this restaurant to make money, and put their leader's semen on salads because they considered it to be sacred.

[VespertineIconoclast]

2. I really hate food tampering.

To me, anytime people eat something that they have not prepared themselves it shows an implicit trust that the food eaten will be "safe" to eat. That's why I feel food tampering is a serious offense. Not only is it disgusting, but you can seriously hurt someone with such actions.

I'm happy they caught this kid and hopefully he won't do something like this in the future.