when you become dictator, who's gonna be first in "the line?"

[datasuspect]

-people who put shitty mp3s on their websites that play really loud when you go to their page

-the guy who recorded "virus database has been updated" that blurts out at 3 am on my goddamn antivirus program

-advertisers, entire marketing departments, and anyone associated with HR

-the moron(s) who decided it was a good idea to use recordings rather than conductors to announce station stops

-the moron(s) who decided it was a good idea to scrap A/B skip stops

-condominium developers

[XemaSab]

1. Any developers

:P

[joneschick]

2. my husband is a software developer

can we leave him off that list? Pretty plz? :hi:

On the list: people that use their car horns rather than go ring the f*kn doorbell!

[DS1]

3. Harley owners who think it's cute and amusing to go blasting through

town at midnight every night. One day I'm gonna get some looong piano wire


well, no. i'm not. but I sure think about it a lot

[datasuspect]

4. kite string dipped in epoxy and then rolled around in ground up glass

would work like a charm

[nickgutierrez]

5. Earth-rattling car stereo people.

I mean, really. If I wanted to listen to your music, I'd be sitting in your car.

[skygazer]

6. My ex husband

I have to start personal.

Then litterbugs and all places with "no dogs allowed" signs.

[datasuspect]

7. does he wear a necktie to work?

all you would need is a light pole and you're all set.

[skygazer]

8. Work?

I'm not sure if he even knows the word. And if he ever wore a necktie, it would be a clip-on. No, I was thinking of spiking his cocaine with anthrax or something.