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northzax

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Sat May-26-07 12:20 PM
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aw. cute. a Freeper Personal

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In Richmond, VA for weekend from TX, need someone to ride with to DC tomorrow so I do't get lost...
me

Posted on 05/26/2007 10:12:42 AM PDT by lowpony

Hey all, I'm in Richmond VA visiting family this weekend. Rode up from TX on my bike and was hoping to get in on the Rolling Thunder ride in DC tomorrow. Didn't do a lot of planning and haven't joined up with any groups or anything. Really just want to make the parade around The Mall and visit The Wall again. HOWEVER... being from the flatlands of North Texas I've found I get lost very easily up here. Would like to hook up with a group or independant riders to ride to DC with tomorrow. Or even an individual (prefferably female)(I have an aversion to testicles on my back seat...) who is familiar with Richmond and the DC area who would like a ride up there and would be my guide. If that last option fits you and if it makes any difference I'm single, male, 42, reasonably attractive and have a vibrator mounted in my back seat... and later this week I'm leaving town, so your marital status really is of no importance to me.

aww. ain't that just special?

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DeposeTheBoyKing

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Sat May-26-07 12:26 PM
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1. Gee, too bad I'm married

He sounds like a real catch.

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Deja Q

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Sat May-26-07 12:54 PM
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4. But if anybody caught him, what would they catch?

:yoiks:

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northzax

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Sat May-26-07 01:03 PM
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5. read the last line...

he doesn't care about that...

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DeposeTheBoyKing

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Sat May-26-07 01:10 PM
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7. But I care!

And that's all that matters, really, isn't it?

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northzax

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Sat May-26-07 01:12 PM
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8. to this guy?

i am thinking probably not.

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MsKandice01

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Sat May-26-07 12:26 PM
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2. He has a vibrator mounted in his back seat???

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

If he wasn't an ignorant, homophobic, inbred FREAK and I actually lived in DC, I might take him up on his offer. I know what option I'M requesting when I get my own motorcycle.

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Decruiter

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Sat May-26-07 12:43 PM
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3. You get to ride on my Harley Vibrocket for 1,200 miles and tell me when to turn

Edited on Sat May-26-07 12:44 PM by Decruiter

Please wear something that matches my outfit.
I don't want to look ridiculous.

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DS1

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Sat May-26-07 01:06 PM
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6. Isn't the whole damn bike one big vibrator?

Edited on Sat May-26-07 01:07 PM by DS1

unless of course he's got a dildo sticking up for urm

lateral stability

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