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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 04:59 PM
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Its Saturday afternoon and there are men screaming fuck at each other
and somebody called somebody else a "nigger lover"
and somebody broke some glass
and there is lots of yelling and screaming
if there were a female voice I might call the police
but its Saturday afternoon and the men in my neighborhood like to scream fuck
so all is well
this is what men do


I think I wrote a haiku
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 05:01 PM
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1. Wisconsin you say?
shocked

:hide:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 05:33 PM
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11. Damn, beat me to it...
:rofl:

Were they wearing wife-beaters and trucker caps?

:D

RL
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 05:50 PM
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13. I did not even look
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 08:41 PM
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20. hey! I resemble that remark
But.. but.. its called a tank top and baseball cap. :)

:rofl:

Wheres my beer?!

:beer:
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 06:21 PM
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16. HEY!
Not all of us use the term "nigger lover, " now fuck that is a different story.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 06:25 PM
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17. oh don't you guys in Superior say uncouth things about guys named Muhammed wearing turbans?
Edited on Sat May-26-07 06:25 PM by undeterred
Yeah, somebody up there did...
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 05:08 PM
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2. That's not what men do
That's what immature boys do. I only yell when somebody tries to kill me or when somebody is about to get killed. I hope none of that is going on in your neighborhood.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 05:13 PM
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4. men were doing this last saturday and thats what people in the lounge
told me... that it was normal male behavior... was I duped?
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 05:18 PM
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6. lol!
Us men folk aren't as sophisticated as the women folk on average, but even most men know that yelling should be saved for heavy metal concerts.
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 05:21 PM
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7. thank god
I thought I fell into a wormhole or something when I looked and this was a new thread. :)
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 05:09 PM
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3. that reminds me of a joke
but it's too offensive for this room
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 05:14 PM
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5. I thought all the people who were capable of being offended
had already left. :shrug:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 05:22 PM
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8. maybe they're having an encounter session to get in touch with their feelings
or having a group hug to deal with family of origin issues.

they can pretend this teddy bear represents their inner child:



NURTURE IT DAMMIT!
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 05:28 PM
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9. maybe thats what the men across the street screaming fuck are doing
every Saturday afternoon :shrug: There appears to be a regular schedule to it. They seem to be done now.

There's the swearing part.
There's the racial or other ism epithets.
There's the loud breaking of things.
There's the slamming of doors.
There's the loud motorized zooming away.

Starts around 4:30
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 05:29 PM
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10. they might need a hug
i wouldn't suggest it to them though.

if you like, i can bring a truckload of rednecks over for security.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 05:47 PM
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12. i hate the hugging thing when there's all that broken glass and stuff
wisconsin, we got lotsa rednecks

we got young men who have sex with roadkill and who try to dig up attractive female corpses for sex

aint no other state got men who do that
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Ariana Celeste Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 06:16 PM
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15. DU without easily offended people?
Maybe in the mirror universe.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 08:16 PM
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19. Something can be too offensive for this room?
News to me.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 05:56 PM
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14. Well, look at it this way
they're still talking...

Probably means they haven't killed each other yet.

Otherwise, at least one of them would be very quiet.
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 06:39 PM
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18. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
Edited on Sat May-26-07 06:39 PM by camero


When I move in, you'll move away :)
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-27-07 12:46 AM
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21. haven't we done this before?
it's like deja vu

:shrug:

:hi:
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