Here's to YOU Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan!!

[CShine]

Found this on another message board



"Alright, sing along now!

BUD LIGHT PRESENTS, REAL MEN OF GENIUS

Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

"Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"

Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of 18-22 year old athletes you'll never meet, losing a game.

"Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!"

While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

"Loggin' on now!"

Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall – regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

"See I told you sooooooo!!"

And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws.

"Total anonymity!"

So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it."

"How come they haven't fired that dumbass coach yet?"

[Catch22Dem]

1. I love those ads

I think there's a CD out that has several of them.

EDIT cuz I spelled "several" wrong. D'OH!

[DS1]

2. You can download all of them on kazaa networks

and I really doubt Budweiser minds people downloading their marketing bits.

[bamademo]

3. Hey CShine...We read the same board, I bet

Would it have to do with the Crimson Tide? :-)

Hey Phillip Fulmer...:spank: :dunce:

[PVnRT]

4. Very well done

:toast:

[Ohio Dem]

5. You can listen to a bunch of Bud Lite radio spots here:

http://www.mizzou.edu/~npvytc/Budlight/Budlight.html

I've been meaning to post this link here anyway, and this seems like as good a time as any.

[dolo amber]

6. Dagnabit!

Ya beat me to it! :D (glad I read down the posts first! ;))

I have been laughing like a mad woman at those all week. I think certain family members are staging an intervention should I click on that link again. :D

Some notables are: Mr. Footlong Hot Dog Inventor, Mr. Horse Drawn Carriage Driver, Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer, and Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor. Enjoy!

edit: This may need it's very own thread at some point...

[Ohio Dem]

7. Oh, there are lots of great ones there.

Mr. Profession Sports Heckler Guy is among my favorites, too. And like you, I've been listening to them over and over. I love 'em. And there are like 56 of them, so it's not like they get old.

Yep, that site deserves its own thread, probably.

[Jack_Dawson]

8. Ha! Totally

true. Great stuff.