What's happened to my brain? I just watched 3 hours of Flavor of Love

[Connonym]

with Flavor Flav. It was so hideous I could not turn away.

[Droopy]

1. You must be a mind controlled slave of the boob tube

Quick! There's still time to save your soul! Give your TV to a poor Republican.

[xmas74]

2. It's a train wreck.

Don't worry. Sometimes you need to calm down and watch crap. Sorry you had to see New York though.

Charm School is even worse, yet I won't miss an episode. And in July they will have a show similar to Flavor but it's called Rock of Love and this time it's Brett Michaels.

[Connonym]

3. :blush:

I just added Charm School to my tivo :blush:

[xmas74]

9. I have to watch that show every week.

The fights are great. No man to compete for this time-just 50 grand.

[flamingyouth]

21. I love Charm School.

We were in a weird withdrawal yesterday because they didn't run an episode. :D

That Bret Michaels show: I'm not sure what to make of it, but I know we'll be tuning in. :D

[xmas74]

23. Saaphyri for the win!

I hated Schatar/Hottie on Flavor of Love but she was awesome on this show. Even better is reading her myspace page after they aired the episode she was booted. I really can't stand Larissa. Yes, Hottie took the dresses before but she did it to get ahead and not to frame someone else. (There is a difference.)

As to Bret-you know that's going to be awesome. I was once backstage at a hair band concert in the 80's (won't say which band because it's embarrassing now and I was waaay underage). If the ladies come in acting like groupies this show might surpass Flavor of Love. (Except for the fact that Flavor Flav was just too much fun on the show and is supposedly really nice IRL too.)

[flamingyouth]

26. I loved it when Keith said, "Polyester isn't that desirable even at a thrift store"

(Oh snap) When Schatar had her "couture" dresses rejected.

Yeah, I can't stand Larissa either. I can't believe she's still there - I guess they want an evil person just to make things interesting. I like Saaphyri, she's funny. When Cristal was eliminated, Saaphyri kept saying she couldn't stand her "man face," for some reason, that just cracked me up. :D

I'm sure the Bret Michaels show will be pretty hilarious. :D

[xmas74]

29. The Cristal elim cracked me up.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=155831213

Hottie's myspace page. Listen to the dumb song and read her rant.

[flamingyouth]

30. OMG!!! That song!!

:rofl:

LOL - and that rant. She really is deluded enough to think you can cook a chicken for 20 seconds in a microwave: IT'S TRUE! :rofl:

[xmas74]

31. lol!

" Write your networks! Tell the networks you want to see me starring in my OWN SERIES on and any network they want to see me on VH1, FOX, NICKELODEON, OXYGEN, MTV, TELEMUNDO, BET, UNIVISION, ABC, A&E, NBC, CBS, CW, TV ONE, LIFETIME, BRAVO, SHOWTIME, E! and HBO. DO IT NOW!"

Telmundo and Univision-this has got to be a put on. I read somewhere that she is a very highly educated woman and is a trained actress from a good school. (Can't remember which one.)

I so wish she were still there. She's like that itchy spot on your back that you can't reach. She knows how to drive them all mad and it doesn't take all that much effort.

[flamingyouth]

32. She's also "descended from royalty."

Though she's vague on exactly who that is.

Personally, I think she'd be great on Nickleodeon. :7

[xmas74]

33. She probably would be great on Nick.

She's so broad when it comes to her humor the kids would love her.

As to her constant talk of "royalty" I wonder if she didn't say it just to annoy the other ladies in the home.

Now I'm off to add her as one of my friends. Hopefully I'll have a ton of bulletins like her rant to look forward to in the future!

[displacedtexan]

34. We have a local DC TV news traffic "voice" who sounds just like Schatar.

I'm now having trouble taking her seriously.

I caught myself giggling this morning and waiting
for her to say "couture."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[xmas74]

35. Come on now-

I want her song as my new profile song on myspace, just for fun.

Did you listen to the song yet?

[displacedtexan]

39. No, I haven't heard it yet.

And I'm afraid! Very afraid!

:scared: :scared: :scared:

[xmas74]

40. click on the myspace

link listed above.

it's all there.

[displacedtexan]

41. Truly heavy sigh.

Bad song. Worse performer.

And what's up with Schatar claiming her body type is
"Slim/Slender?"

[xmas74]

42. Maybe that's how she sees herself in the mirror.

At least she has a healthy sense of image.

[displacedtexan]

4. Gulp. Me, too.

In fact, I watched the whole damned thing yesterday,
off and on as I did other things.

I will not, however, watch "I Love New York."

"Flavor of Love" explained "Charm School," though.

[xmas74]

10. But you need to watch the finale of New York.

She picks her guy then they go home for a few months.

Guy sees what she's said about his mother and dumps her live at the finale.


She deserved it.

[Connonym]

12. Oh I wish I could have seen that!

Did she flash her ass at him the same way she did when Flav sent her home?

[xmas74]

14. NO

but she flipped out.

Might be on the VH1 site.

[mikeytherat]

5. What's happened to your brain? More damage than you can imagine.

More damage than huffing paint thinner while beating yourself in the noggin with a large mallet. More damage than head-butting a solid granite wall. More damage than syphilis and pinball combined.

Having been stuck in a room for two hours while that dreck was on a huge display with full volume, I weep for your brain. I know mine has never been the same.

mikey_the_rat

[dropkickpa]

6. I am unashamed of my love for

trashy VH1 reality shows. Hogans? Love it. Flavor of Love and it' predecessor, Strange love? Love 'em. Charm School? Ditto. Breaking Bonaduce, that Tom Sizemore one? Oh yeah. Surreal life? Hot damn, bring it on.

Why do I love them? So I can point at celebs and wanna-be celebs and laugh and feel better about my own pathetic sad little life. At least I'm not them!!

[displacedtexan]

16. Strange Love??? What's that about?

[dropkickpa]

38. Strange Love was the Flava Flav/Bridgitte Neilson show

Forerunner of Flavor of Love.

[LynneSin]

7. Don't worry - it's a secret passion of mine too

I couldn't stand New York but I did watch her "I love New York" and you really got to see a different side of her. And yes, I watch charm school too.

Sometimes our brain requires a bit of candy

[Connonym]

8. This is definitely brain candy -- and not even REAL candy, it's cotton candy

Is there another side to New York? Because I couldn't see one single reason why any man would be interested in that self-absorbed dramatical (hee!)behavior

[xmas74]

11. Did you see her get dumped?

And now she's back again.

[LynneSin]

13. Of course she's back

She and VH1 are going to milk this for as long as they can get decent ratings out of her show

[xmas74]

15. Exactly.

Only this time the men can be from, supposedly, around the world.

You'd have to travel a bit to find men that had no clue about what kind of woman she is.

[displacedtexan]

18. Honestly, I thought she was a drag queen.

I thought the big surprise would be her unmasking
during the finale, when Flav picked her.

But then he didn't pick her.

[xmas74]

22. She's...interesting.

I'm trying to be a nice person right now and not say anything mean.

[Connonym]

24. Her mother TOTALLY looked that way

and a raving lunatic to boot. Oy.

[lildreamer316]

17. Oh god; I'm sorry.

That stuff fries my brain; I run from it.

[idgiehkt]

19. that is a good description

the same thing happened to me when he hooked up with Brigitte Nielson on The Surreal Life.

[flamingyouth]

20. Yeah, I did too.

What's worse is that right now I'm watching the last couple of episodes that I taped from yesterday (the one where the families show up - I knew I had to see New York's mom come and freak out). :D

[Connonym]

25. oh yeah, that drama is not to be missed

NY's mom is psycho

[KitchenWitch]

27. Now that is three hours you will never get back!

:P

[Iris]

28. Yikes! I'm glad you survived. My sister MADE me watch that s--t last summer.

Ugh. You just know Flavor Flav or whatever his name is has HORRIBLE breath!

[BarenakedLady]

36. While I was sick and couldn't get out of bed last night

I watched a marathon of Flavor of Love: Charm School. I felt the same.

[bigwillq]

37. Someone told me last night

that they thought Flavor Flav was hot. I couldn't help but :puke:

[krispos42]

43. Did you remote control batteries die?

Are you pregnent with triplets and unable to leave the couch?