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One day last year, my wife $ called me from work to tell me to take our cat Hobie to PetCo for vaccinations. That afternoon, the boys and I put Hobie into her carrier, and took her to PetCo.
At PetCo, we found ourselves waiting in a long line, directly behind an ENORMOUS Great Dane and another cat. Hobie was pissed. She was growling and hissing up a storm. Mind you, she doesn't like traveling anyway because she assumes she will be going to a vet of some sort.
Meanwhile a tech comes up to us and starts taking our information. She asks us what type of cat Hobie is. I had no idea, so I just said "Scairdy", to which I got a nice blank stare. She put down "domestic house cat". The boys got a kick out of it.
After a short time, it was our turn, so we open the carrier, and couldn't get Hobie out. She was spread-eagle inside. We turned the carrier over to no avail. Meanwhile she was yowling at the top of her lungs. The tech got the elbow-length leather gloves on and a towel, and the vet told us to unscrew the carrier. The tech then held Hobie down while the vet gave the shots. The whole time Hobie was yowling so loudly people were thinking an infant was being murdered in the back of the store.
The vet finished, and then told me not only that Hobie had crapped herself during the ordeal, but they would not help me clean her or the carrier. Now I am had to walk out of the store, already marked as an infanticidal maniac, with and absolutely disgusting smelling whimpering cat in a carrier and two boys laughingly yelling "ewwwww! what stinks!?!?!".
Once home, I figured I somehow had to clean Hobie, but she wanted absolutely nothing to do with me. I finally grabbed her and put her in the utility sink filled with 1 inch of warm water. Hobie went straight up in the air like a shot, scrambled up the side of the washer, and bolted to a secure, undisclosed location, not only disgustingly crappy, but wet and disgustingly crappy.
I promptly called my wife $ and told her we were never going to PetCo again, and any pet doctoring trips would be made my her, not me.
Hobie would not look me in the eye or talk to me for three days.
Later, JM
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